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•someone of consequence •she/they• •Psychology & Law UCM•

[steven monacelli @stevanzetti]

Every Right Wing Show Host: We are going to have Kanye West on television to set the record straight about why this genius has been misunderstood

Kanye West: I love Hitler

[syd🔪 @sydroyal]

“you changed” https://t.co/hnxDFdWOgu

[OptaJohan @OptaJohan]

2 - The Netherlands have attempted just two shots against Ecuador, the fewest recorded for a European nation in a single World Cup match since 1966. Dammed.

[syd🔪 @sydroyal]

oh my good lord this match hit different damn https://t.co/MstpsjRmXO)

[Randi Setto @randi59778596]

Ecuador goalkeeper #QATECU

[bbodd @_bbodd]

mashallah the michelin man has converted to Islam, Alhamdulillah 🙏

[ben @finalbenjamin]

@jzux golden retrievers have no heart. they’ll go home with anybody

[Malik🎴 @KingKyberrr]

@ycsm1n Like fr. People on these apps actually need education on how to speak to other human beings…

[syd🔪 @sydroyal]

but on a socialist note: if de gementee didn’t give me rent & healthcare subsidies, I would truly perish so dank u wel

[syd🔪 @sydroyal]

I paid my bills once again this month- but at what cost? (my savings)

[syd🔪 @sydroyal]

I love him

[syd🔪 @sydroyal]

Unsolved Mysteries: What if this girl’s death wasn’t a suicide?
me: Ok…
UM: What if it was a MURDER??
me: Maybe??
UM: AND WHAT IF THE THEORETICAL PERPETRATORS WERE DEPICTED AS 2 BLACK MEN IN OUR RECREATION BASED ON NO EVIDENCE? NOT EVEN CIRCUMSTANTIAL EVIDENCE!

[Southern Dan @StolenDans]

inshallah they find him

[syd🔪 @sydroyal]

not Sir Trevor McDonald going to death row prisons in America and starting off with, “Your life will be taken from you at the Hands of The State soon. How does that make you feel?”

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

*trying to impress leftist girl* gender is a septum

[syd🔪 @sydroyal]

wow I found the most morally aligned cop

[syd🔪 @sydroyal]

yo today in class I tried explaining the political ideology horseshoe to first years by comparing it to particle wave theory…