phil.I.am

Married to @joolsaspinall. Dad to @joewilliamson96 and Syd, possibly the rudest man in the UK!

[Lewis Goodall @lewis_goodall]

Yet another indictment of the politically (and literally) bankrupt water industry in this country. England had its 8th wettest winter on record. And yet the total lack of investment from the companies to build new reservoirs and capacity leaves us here. Urgent change needed.

[Keith Burge @carryonkeith]

Rather than a General Election, I think I'd favour a full investigation into Nigel Farage's finances.

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Erm…yes please!!!

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

First Caerphilly…

Then Gorton and Denton

Now Makerfield

Even with the press and billionaires firmly on your side, you lose

We don’t want your division, rage and riots

Hope that’s clear now 🇬🇧❤️✌🏽

[Ed Davey @EdwardJDavey]

I'm old enough to remember when Nigel Farage would hold a press conference at the drop of a hat.

So why is he now launching his divisive policies in a blog post from the safety of his keyboard?

I can think of 5 million reasons why…

[Labour Press @labourpress]

Nigel Farage has just re-instated this man into Reform UK.

Let that sink in.

Britain is better than this.

[(((Dan Hodges))) @DPJHodges]

OK, this is significant. It appears the alleged Belfast attacker was actually fast-tracked through the asylum process by Suella Braverman and Robert Jenrick.

I've just found the following letter from Jenrick to the UK statistical authority on 17 April, 2023

It says:

"We are taking urgent action to accelerate decision-making and speed up processing times. We are simplifying and modernising our system, including introducing shorter, more focused interviews; making guidance more accessible; dealing with cases more swiftly where they can be certified as manifestly unfounded; recruiting extra decision makers; and allocating dedicated resources for specific nationalities".

https://t.co/l04sTQMdHF

[Tim Vine @RealTimVine]

Who’s going to win the World Cup? I’m going to say Van Gerwen Van Veen. That’s a blistering pair up.

[Trades Union Congress @The_TUC]

You voted against scrapping zero hour contracts.

You voted against banning fire and rehire.

You voted against day one sick pay for workers.

You said the minimum wage was too high for young people.

Reform politicians openly say they don't like trade unions.

You will always put the interests of your offshore crypto billionaire donors ahead of workers.

[Jon Sopel @jonsopel]

It was terrible Mr Vice President what happened. And lessons will be learned. But here’s a thought - maybe concentrate instead on why 44000 Americans died last year from gun related deaths, and what can be done about your dreadful disease before you start lecturing others

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

This new line-up of The Village People is very disappointing. I’m sure there used to be more than just a plumber and a wanker.

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Zack Polanski criticised the police for being heavy handed with a RT and he got a formal rebuke from the police and got grilled by the media.

Farage incites riots and condemns the police causing them of murder and nothing.

Two tier media more like.

[Prof Colin Talbot @colinrtalbot]

Angela Rayner - £40k underpaid stamp duty - repaid. Lost jobs in Cabinet and Dep. PM.

Peter Murrell - £400k theft from SNP - going to prison

Huge coverage of both

Nigel Farage - £5m undeclared bung (possibly more) - goes to ground for a month.

Media coverage? You judge.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Our Makerfield candidate Rob Kenyon is very proud that his grandfather fought in World War 2. And I’m sure his grandfather would be very proud that Rob has become one of the people he spent the War fighting against.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Some notes on my work ethic:

-I last voted in Parliament on 18 March, so I haven’t done my job for ten weeks.
-I’ve never held any face-to-face constituency surgeries, despite apparently having £5 million to spend on security.
-I refuse to do interviews or face press scrutiny of any sort.
-when I was in the European Parliament I had the 4th worst attendance record out of 748 MEPs.
-although I did manage to turn up to vote AGAINST plans to tackle Russian misinformation.
-I was on the Fisheries Committee but I only turned up to ONE out of 42 meetings.
-but I will of course be taking my £73,000 EU pension.

Vote Reform, get lazy, grifting, self-serving sacks of shit.

[David Henry Headley @DavidHHeadley]

Nigel, you’re missing the point.

I don’t care who hacked your phone. The real story is that you’ll happily take money from almost anyone.

Spare us the “man of the people” routine.

You’re a grifter, and people can see it.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Daaaang. The Twisted Sister dude is not gonna take it!

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Look, it's perfectly simple. I wasn't going to become an MP, then I was given £5 million and I coincidentally decided to run for Parliament. I then bought a house for £1.4m cash after saying I was "skint" and my girlfriend bought a house for £885,000 with money she didn't have and which I originally said I had bought. The gift was totally unconditional, as well as being for security and then it was a reward for Brexit. Nobody should have known about it, but the Russians hacked my phone, according to 'counter-espionage experts' who don't exist. See?

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Community note for the win.🤣

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

That’s how you do it!

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