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aggressive cow. do not approach.

[. @sydskimo]

today's the day i either cry all day until i fall asleep or kms lmao wtf bro

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

No one sent me a horny Fourth of July chain text 😔

[ᶜᵒᵘʳᵗ @tropicaIghost]

i’d probably get kicked off of love island for saying “i’m going to kill myself” after every single thing that happens

[. @sydskimo]

nothing and i truly mean nothing beats the feeling of someone pronouncing my last name right first try no hassle lmao

[Vanessa @cyrillasundays]

Life after you accept you’re a little intense

[. @sydskimo]

Kate bosworth come get your SKINNY man off my screen advertising ozempic

[AYANNY @gaygirldiaries]

me this summer because i can’t stop eating 😭😭

[. @sydskimo]

How r u gonna me a random annual bonus and then tax it lmfao like what's the point

[. @sydskimo]

first day of May. Ready for it to be over! Lol

[. @sydskimo]

maybe i just need to be like everyone else and vent to Ai so it gives me the validation i want in being mad lol

[. @sydskimo]

maybe by some random act of luck between now and April 15th i will acquire Hayley Williams tickets xoxo

[❀ @deallium]

in another life we’re a matching salt and pepper set

[. @sydskimo]

I really just be out here crying to edits all day fr lmfao.

[. @sydskimo]

I only bowl well with a huge headache and a bowling alley is just not the place to be having those.

[. @sydskimo]

How do i fight the urge to want to kill myself when NOTHING goes my way lmao

[chance @chanceposts]

I will trust someone on Reddit from 11 years ago with my life before using chatgpt for anything

[. @sydskimo]

"On behalf of leadership team thank you for all you do to deliver readiness everyday.i wish you a safe, healthy, and happy holiday season" - do not message me with your bullshit as a CEO when you're basking in all the money and not even a holiday anything for anyone else

[. @sydskimo]

Bryan Cranston could've done The Grinch but Jim Carrey could never be Heisenberg.