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assigned cool ranch at birth | they/them | instagram: syltivan

[RuPaul's Drag Race @RuPaulsDragRace]

Spoilers ahead! ⚠️ You're a winner, baby! 💋

Condragulations to America's Next Drag Superstar! 👑 #DragRace

[Matthew Wright @WRIGHT_AFFAIR]

@Dreadful4Tymes Can we push the agenda and get this in an adult sizeeee

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I think a lot of adults forget that they have the power to make a pillow fort whenever they want

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life changes once you've had the chance to put your face in a corgi's neck floof

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If college taught me anything it’s how to find just enough comfort while pooping in public, money well spent

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does anyone else’s Asian mom use disinfectant wipes on her cash

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@HeliosWarrior @bstee9 @blunt_overture @MaddyMorphosis Only far as we can see...remember this is Carson cressley

[Rob Logan | The Geek Generation @TheRobLogan]

Twitch viewers...

A word of advice.

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men constantly dissapoint me but I was cursed by being attracted to them I wanna throw up

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@butterwurth you and your two dads :)

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I asked my coworker who has streaks and tinsel in her hair what sign she was I should've known the answer was leo

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25 years of life and I've still never met someone with the same first name as me 😐

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my notifications just consist of people sending me montages of randos falling and it cutting off into a sickening dip. I love it.

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@Venmo Theonlysylvan @nartylite21

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remember having to type in addicting games dot com into a web browser and making sure you had flash to play bloons tower defense

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my dad just asked if I had a yankee he could borrow cause he couldn't think of the word 'candle'

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JUSTICE FOR KETA MINAJ

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@belly_groper yes but no homo if you get it with lemon

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listen if I offer up my tr*nny micro tiddies to feel it's for educational purposes u wanna touch or not

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if you can’t handle me at my indica then you don’t deserve me at my sativa