sylvia

have a nice time

[sylvia @sylvia_rose16]

The amount of tension I carry between my shoulders could crush at least 5 grapes

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

If you’re not a cop and you drive a ford explorer then you have to accept responsibility for my paranoia

[sylvia @sylvia_rose16]

No better time than the present to revisit my Adele era

[sylvia @sylvia_rose16]

I just LOVE hitting the ‘notify anyway’ button when my friends are on dnd 😌

[sylvia @sylvia_rose16]

Big day to be annoying online 📈

[sylvia @sylvia_rose16]

I love when rich people wear their silly hats

[sylvia @sylvia_rose16]

Didn’t think I’d cry about missing the rabbit but sure here we are

[sylvia @sylvia_rose16]

I end up watching cat tv more than my cat does

[sylvia @sylvia_rose16]

I think very strongly that jack black should voice Garfield instead of crisp 🐀

[sylvia @sylvia_rose16]

2 years ago today…kinda miss that mid day lunch nap

[sylvia @sylvia_rose16]

I fiercely miss the 2 hr late option

[sylvia @sylvia_rose16]

You can tell which makeup YouTuber someone grew up watching based on their eyebrows today a little bit

[sylvia @sylvia_rose16]

Every time I see a clip of the last super bowls Rihanna dancers I just think of how bad their knees gotta be feelin now

[kay @harrymotif]

harry in that one 1D interview

[sylvia @sylvia_rose16]

Anyone else silently ignoring a low tire pressure warning? 😌

[sylvia @sylvia_rose16]

Chasing my ibuprofen with a gogo squeeze 💅🏻

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

I don’t even have it in me to make a joke about the sun setting at 4:50 PM like i’m about to cry

[sylvia @sylvia_rose16]

Lukewarm take-no one looks good in a sorority squat stop doing it in pictures

[sylvia @sylvia_rose16]

There is no greater soap opera than an entry level job workplace

[sylvia @sylvia_rose16]

I personally would like to see a revival of boy bands please