Ted

he/him ✨ Everything starts with a wish ✨

[Ted @t3dga]

Consider that the target demo of this retail box isn’t 30yo gamer guys who post about gaming 7 days a week.

This is for a 55+ grandma who sees a DISNEY game on an end cap of the tech section as she walks through target or walmart and it’s for her 8yo grandchild Timmy or Susie.

[Does it play? @DoesItPlay1]

So, there are now Switch 2 Editions released as code-in-a-box?!

What are we doing, games industry?

[Ramit Sethi @ramit]

A Republican realizes that politics actually affects him

I've talked to literally thousands of Republicans who have no idea that the government has played a MASSIVE ROLE in:

- The truck they drive (why is every pickup enormous? Is it really true that ALL truck buyers prefer huge trucks? Why can't you buy a small, cheap one?)
- The education they received (how did you receive a public education? Why are student loans so expensive?)
- The food they eat (why do you rarely get sick eating out?
- The house they live in (why can't you build an ADU? why do you have to maintain your front yard? Why can't you have a courtyard?)
- The clean air & water they have access to
- The mortgage on their house (why does a 30-year fixed mortgage exist here and almost nowhere else?)
- Their health insurance they get through their job (why is it tied to your employer at all?)
- The electricity on their rural property (who ran power lines out there when no private company would?)
- And many more: Not crashing on airplanes (FAA), their 401(k), predictable weather (NWS), GPS on their phone (DoD)

But no, they insist they're rugged men who did it "without anybody's help"

[Ted @t3dga]

@GabyCakes damn sad to hear this 😞

[Ted @t3dga]

Ed Sheeran switching between the social media apps on his phone

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

New platform. Same Hell.

Diablo IV arrives on Nintendo Switch 2: https://t.co/oGhUCAROVG

[Ted @t3dga]

@JamesTate121 They really think “democracy” equals Democratic Party and “republic” equals Republican Party.
That’s pretty much the extent of their pattern recognition ability and they feel very smart and proud of themselves for connecting those dots.

[Ted @t3dga]

So he’s not even doing the typing 🙄

Frail sad old man can’t even type his angry rants into the new post box by himself. Poor baby.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

Wow! This is so pathetic.

Check out this leaked video of how Donald Trump watches Kamala’s speeches and seethes.

It brings me so much joy to watch him being insulted by Kamala!

[Pam Keith, Esq. @PamKeithFL]

FUN FACT: Each of us who support Kamala are de facto surrogates for her campaign. So we have to have the talking points at the ready to answer questions or criticism about her or her campaign. So here are a few at the ready:

1) She didn’t pass any great things as VP:

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Dr. Eric, with FACTS for MAGA fascists about abortion. 🙌🙏👏👊🌊🇺🇸

[Kevin Baum @kevinbaum013]

Why do we even have a Second Amendment?

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Damn I started laughing too wtf

[Ted @t3dga]

Is it really a trip to @MCO if you don’t post a pic with the airside carpet? Tbh the real attraction in the 407.

[Ted @t3dga]

@iMax_Experience

[Ted @t3dga]

I’m BEGGING @nytimes puzzle team to allow a player to get connections categories in ANY ORDER. If there’s a category with 5 solutions on the board that’s not fair. Process of elimination in this game is akin to gaslighting tbh. I feel punished for trying this game.

[Ted @t3dga]

Sorry for connections spoilers but
I’m begging @nytimes puzzle editors to understand the meaning of AFFECT as a noun. According to Merriam Webster, as a noun AFFECT is a psychology term referring to physical manifestations of an emotion.
Not a pretense.

https://t.co/owAxtCMHz8

[Ted @t3dga]

@GabyCakes Cuties

[Hadestown @hadestown]

He's workin' on a song— @jordanfisher is Orpheus starting November 20th.

[1926 Live @100YearsAgoLive]

A man in Park City, Utah, dreams that he is living in the year 2023, and that in the future people go on strike because they only make $125/day, and eggs cost $10/dozen.

[Ted @t3dga]

@iMax_Experience It’s just so oblivious to real world prices. Unfathomable.