Things Dr. Bryant Says

3 children who think their German mother is hilarious and would like to chronicle the things she says

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They need to hire people who can handle these papers!

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Ah ha! Here it starts! The abuse of the rat!

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Nobody needs a turkey at Christmas!

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I’m sick of this set up! This is just a room full of damn couches!

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Alex: “That’s where you go if you want Lottery Tickets and Venerial Disease”
Anthony: “or dildo shaped bongs”
Mom: “Dildos?!”

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K: I bet you would score high on Neuroticism if you took the Big 5 test.
Mom: Eroticism?
K: WHAT? NO! NEUroticism.

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Alex said “we have a meager feast of pillows”

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This frog and this ugly pig got married!?!

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Rizzo falls into a barrel of ice water
Mom: *groans* furchtbar
Mom: This animal with the hooked nose is dumb
K: Gonzo?
Mom: I don’t like Gonzo!

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He’s (Rizzo) not playing with the cat, he’s running for his life! Is this animal (Gonzo) dumb?

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He needs to prepare the rat a little better and not knock him through things!

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Watching Muppet Christmas Carol
Mom: “Someone should stop abusing the rat!”

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Alex: Burbs violently
Mom: Someone will call the police!
Max: On a burb?
Mom: They might think it was a dinosaur!

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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Mom: They wanted to SQUIRT the subject.
K: Skirt the subject Mom. Skirt.

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Since my son is very poor I guess I will pay for this expensive pizza!

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I will have 2 scrunchy tacos and 2 soft taco supreme!!!

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Is he snorking coke?

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Watching the Muppet Xmas Carol and Gonzo & Rizzo are sitting in a window sill. Rizzo says “Umm do you think it’s safe for us to be up here?”
Mom interjects: “No!”

She was right

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Who is this with the curved nose? #myppetxmascarol