Matt B.

[Shane Beamer @CoachSBeamer]

My man ! Appreciate you !

And I’m grateful for you @AlshonJeffery_1 and the opportunities you gave me ! 🤙🏻

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

A Schrocket 🚀

...and a back-to-back jack!

[Matt B. @synkow]

@RobinhoodSnacks endorphins are not quite the same as serotonin. Endorphins = endogenous morphine, aka pain medicine your body makes for itself. Serotonin is a neurotransmitter meaning it’s helps send various signals within the nervous system of our bodies.

[Matt B. @synkow]

@PatMcAfeeShow gerbal on a mug #thisiswhereimatpat

[Matt B. @synkow]

@PatMcAfeeShow noooooooooooo

[Matt B. @synkow]

@RobinhoodSnacks HYHYSD? I did and your ‘Zucking’ references keep getting better. I think the best reference would be as a tornado, like a Z5.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Call your representatives today and demand they pass the #FamiliesFirst coronavirus bill. It contains:

- Free testing
- 14 days paid sick leave
- 3 months paid family leave
- Expanded unemployment insurance & food security
- Medicaid funds

Lives are on the line. [phone]

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

I have been informed by a relative who is a middle school teacher that students are now referring to coronavirus as the “boomer remover”

[Dr Liam Hackett MBE @LiamHALI]

The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

[Matt B. @synkow]

70%OFF -Organization Shoe Box https://t.co/oRkOsdZIsX

[sindarius thornwell @Sin_City_803]

❤️ no matter what it took he made sure he spent his time with his girls

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

WE'RE IN.

#GoBills

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

.@BarackObama you seein' this shit

[Matt B. @synkow]

One of my trigger phrases is, as they’re arguing, “I’m not trying to argue”. **seeing red**

[Matt B. @synkow]

UPS guy just said to me, “you must be a shoe guy, are those what I think they are?” Respect, Mr. UPS man. I see you.

[Matt B. @synkow]

Checking some courses off the wishlist while I’m in Tennessee https://t.co/DCIg5lQTim

[Ben Breiner @ben_breiner]

A little moment from @ryan_hilinski letting his mom know he’s OK

[Sandstorm Steve @Sandstorm_Steve]

Hilinski is #3 to honor his brother, South Carolina beats the #3 ranked team by 3 points with their 3rd string qb. Georgia throws 3 interceptions, and gives up 3 sacks. You can’t make this stuff up!!!

[David Cloninger @DCPandC]

Muschamp: "We tried to take Javon Kinlaw out three times and he said, 'Get the hell out of the way, I'm going back in.'

"I said, OK."