the manny with a planny

im beginning to feel like a fap god fap god

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

Billy King 🕺 es not a chile 🕺 so therefore 🎩 I do no wanna toush 🕺

[the manny with a planny @synthypopper]

My phone is the LeBron James of showing pre transition pics on my photos widget when I’m using my phone around other people

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

This mask always makes me laugh. i don't like to look at the other one..

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

“Two tablespoons of WHAT?!” the appalled chef yelled.

See how I hooked with just one sentence? You want to know more don’t you?

[nancy @d0gtired]

Today is hard for me because I don’t like endings or beginnings or doing any reflection

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

I wish I could eat glass and not die

[the manny with a planny @synthypopper]

The eating spaghetti out of tupperware olympics just called and baby I’m going for the gold

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Rudolph is one of the only examples of bioluminescence in mammals. One of the only other ones was that time we made our weakest cousin swallow a keychain flashlight. Weakest cousin is determined annually by a series of trials

[M. Nolan Gray 🥑 @mnolangray]

This was an absolute banger of an invention.

[the manny with a planny @synthypopper]

You don’t see opera singers breaking glasses by singing high notes much anymore

[knx @knoxdotmp3]

this video is inspiring to me, bc you know what? hell yeah...sometimes u rly just gotta make your own fab ass music and dance by yourself 🙂‍↕️ https://t.co/khC2v8VBYJ

[matt @mattybtweets69]

They should make a biopic of just some random guy

[liam @DrDomodoPhD]

don’t ever do a push up hurts

[Favorite Vegetable @favoriteveg]

don't forget to thank your human-musician friends for the wonderful art they created this year.

[Daily object @daily_object__]

Daily Object #615:

Tomato Pincushion

[Mael @shutupmael]

😂This jit cra- (my dog starts walking upright and grabs a can from the fridge) bhuh

[Mael @shutupmael]

7 times 3 is 21. Fuck yes