𝚜𝚢𝚕𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚊♡︎

33|bartender|rammer jammer|coffee junkie|twinboywonder|hedgie obsessed|mom

[𝚜𝚢𝚕𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚊♡︎ @syriaem]

If your mans is blue collar, it’s probably both at once, cuz big mama going back to bed in the morning…ya digg?

[Vanessa🐅 @VanesaaaPrivvv]

sexo mañanero o sexo antes de dormir

[𝚜𝚢𝚕𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚊♡︎ @syriaem]

I can’t STAND a mf that’s just loud for no reason. Please stfu around me cuz I’m really getting so mad

[𝚜𝚢𝚕𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚊♡︎ @syriaem]

I just called a man to tell him how funny that something i already handled was gonna charge me again and his response was how much is it? I’ll send it 😳😳😳

WHAT?

[𝚜𝚢𝚕𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚊♡︎ @syriaem]

Yeah. But it looks like imma need a whole lotta pens and some paper

[𝚜𝚢𝚕𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚊♡︎ @syriaem]

I just found out my UNMARRIED AND NOT ENGAGED HG HAS A JOINT BANK ACCOUNT WITH HER MAN. jfc. Please don’t ever let me be that

[𝚜𝚢𝚕𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚊♡︎ @syriaem]

You gotta be CRAZY to sleep on a bed that does have pillow cases on the pillows YUUUUUCK

[𝚜𝚢𝚕𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚊♡︎ @syriaem]

Obvs the random dog

[𐙚 @probablyfineeee]

Being financially comfortable is enough for me. I don't have to be the richest, I just want to always be able to eat what I want, go where I want, pay my bills on time and live a good life.

[𝚜𝚢𝚕𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚊♡︎ @syriaem]

for *i share location purposes* this is a joke

[evi !! ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ໒꒱ @pupcakevi]

why can’t i just die

[𝚜𝚢𝚕𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚊♡︎ @syriaem]

Abandoned kittens

[𝗟𝗔𝗗£𝗛€𝗥$£𝗟𝗙 @Thebiglade]

Who is allowed to show up in your house unannounced ??

[𝚜𝚢𝚕𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚊♡︎ @syriaem]

Bro. Mf already be STUPID AS FUCK & then turn around and wanna get stoned. PLEASE GET AWAY FROM ME.

[𝚜𝚢𝚕𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚊♡︎ @syriaem]

In debt.

[yreva @uffyebanda]

are you introvert or extrovert?

[𝚜𝚢𝚕𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚊♡︎ @syriaem]

Yeah, cuz I’m not trying to hear from the leeches

[𝗟𝗔𝗗£𝗛€𝗥$£𝗟𝗙 @Thebiglade]

You were offered $5M to delete your Facebook account, would you take it??

[𝚜𝚢𝚕𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚊♡︎ @syriaem]

Yep. And still fucked up almost a whole year later

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Has anyone ever quit their job without having a backup job lined up, just to protect their mental health ?

[𝚜𝚢𝚕𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚊♡︎ @syriaem]

3 bedroom house w/ a yard

[𝕯𝖞𝖑𝖆𝖓™ @Dylanszn01]

what’s your current “I want this SO bad” item?

[𝚜𝚢𝚕𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚊♡︎ @syriaem]

Sholl could.

[𝚜𝚢𝚕𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚊♡︎ @syriaem]

Bills are paid

[Rishuu @Rishuu47]

3 words you wish someone would say to you right now?

[𝚜𝚢𝚕𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚊♡︎ @syriaem]

Cry

[yreva @uffyebanda]

What do you do when you’re alone?

[𝚜𝚢𝚕𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚊♡︎ @syriaem]

Some damn money. TF

[𝗟𝗔𝗗£𝗛€𝗥$£𝗟𝗙 @Thebiglade]

Be honest, what do you need so bad right now??