Robert Fundora

Every man is born an original, but sadly, most men die copies.

[Robert Fundora @sysaphys]

@histories_arch You left out the part about how he used to beat his ex-wife

[Robert Fundora @sysaphys]

Well...its happened. I've lived long enough to witness Nintendo become the villain. Although it was inevitable, it's still suspiciously sudden and heartbreakingly sad. #Nintendo #NintendoSwitch2 #NintendoTreehouse

[Robert Fundora @sysaphys]

@Grubhub_Care Every order I place takes over an hour to deliver despite being nearby. My food is consistently cold and ruined. Why can't you guys hold the order until a driver is found instead of having food sit around until someone is found. Look at my account its absurd. Help.

[Robert Fundora @sysaphys]

@PirateSoftware @N_Tys26 This absolute insanity. If you didn't know the particulars you would think Pirate sacrificed a human baby, drank its blood and admitted he's a nazi live on stream. The only people who should be outraged, are the ones that were actually there, and they already let it go.

[Robert Fundora @sysaphys]

@Thomas4Bread Can you guys just rename your everything bagels to simply sesame seed since it appears that's all they come with. They're now 99% sesame seed 1% poppy with the occasional sunflower seed. Not a single onion or garlic flake in sight. It's criminal.

[Robert Fundora @sysaphys]

@nbc #TheOffice Look, I get why Carell and Kasinski can't do it, but no one wants an office reboot. If at minimum Pam, Angela, Dwight, BJ and Mindy aren't a part of the show, no one is going to watch. It's going to fail and get cancelled after 1 season.

[Robert Fundora @sysaphys]

@Kevfeige Mr. Feige, you don't need multiverse shenanigans to bring back Tony Stark. He would have thought ahead and downloaded his consciousness into an AI. Which can be uploaded into a suit with a screen that shows his face or LMD.

[Robert Fundora @sysaphys]

The higher up's @rabbit_hmi are either incredibly brave or really fucking foolish if they thought no one would challenge their claims.

[Robert Fundora @sysaphys]

@pollotropical Did you guys change your mango tea supplier? Because your mango tea tastes like gum now instead of mango. Its not good at all, go back or find a new supplier. Did no one do any kind of Q&A or focus group?

[Robert Fundora @sysaphys]

@PaymoneyWubby Guess I'll have to become a VOD boy until then.

[Robert Fundora @sysaphys]

@RosannaPansino @YouTube @MrBeast @YouTubeCreators @MatPatGT @LoganPaul @zachking The answer is very simple and its not meant to be disrespectful. It all comes down to numbers. The people he chose have more followers.

[Robert Fundora @sysaphys]

@SamsungWatches Hey Samsung, you would probably double if not triple your sales of watches if you would only make ALL of the features available to everyone. No ECG, BP etc. is a deal breaker. Few will convert to a Samsung phone just for the watch.

[Robert Fundora @sysaphys]

@Diablo Yes! Because trying to entice people to buy Deluxe to spend spend as much of their waking time playing the game, to the point of exhaustion and beyond is perfectly normal. Thanks for letting me know where your moral compass points Blizz.

[Robert Fundora @sysaphys]

@PaymoneyWubby @HelloFresh Honestly the best decision I've made in getting Hello Fresh. Life changing!

[Robert Fundora @sysaphys]

@PapaJohns What will it take for you guys to please bring back special crust?

[Robert Fundora @sysaphys]

@JamesGunn It sucks that you're getting all this negativity. I know how to turn it around. 1. Don't do young SM. Older is better. 2. Everyone loves Christopher Reeves and @BrandonJRouth can channel him. People will lose their shit. #DCEU #Superman #BrandonJRouth #BringHimBack

[Robert Fundora @sysaphys]

It's absolutely insane, how people hear what they want to hear and not what's actually being said.
#DaveChappelle #Antisemitism #SNL #youdontgetit

[Wubby @PaymoneyWubby]

#wetdream

[Robert Fundora @sysaphys]

@WhatsupDanny Entitlement. Plain and simple. Just because you're fat and gay does not mean you automatically need to be considered to play that role when it comes up. The irony is you didn't even audition for the role. Also, Brenden is fat last I checked.

[Robert Fundora @sysaphys]

@lavern_spicer Sweetheart if you don't know that constitutionally, secession of a State from the Union is not possible, then 1) you shouldn't be involved in Governance and 2) you're part of the problem by seeding discontent and misinformation.