Sy Scott

Don't mean it if you don't say it, Bertie McLiquorice,are all bananas vegan?,fosils,sooo yeah

[Sy Scott @syscottyboy]

@horsetown18 Love that as well..its a great album to be fair!

[Sy Scott @syscottyboy]

I hated it when it came out but i absolutely love Standing on the Shoulder of Giants by Oasis now..

[Sy Scott @syscottyboy]

I love David Moyes but ive seen enough of this past 7 games that if Iraola was willing to come id sack him tonight.

[Sy Scott @syscottyboy]

Absolute legend..a proper player

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 Everton confirm Seamus Coleman leaves the club after 17 years wearing the Toffees’ shirt. 👋🏼

[rabbitholebot @rabbitholebot]

Bill Gates is a bigger threat to your future than Vladimir Putin

[Canadian @genocidalgirl]

Dog fight leads to the most absurd outcome you could imagine

[Sy Scott @syscottyboy]

@Grantshenton4 Congratulations on your promotion!

[Sy Scott @syscottyboy]

My word i love her so much but shes so fucking naughty sometimes...

[TAKTO @Ne_zaha]

🗣️: صديقي لديه مزرعة صغيرة، ولكنه يعاني من مشكلة صغيرة، وهي أنه يتعرض دائما للمطاردة من الخنازير البرية التي تتواجد بشكل طبيعي حول مزرعته، فقرر إحضار كلب لمساعدته في طرد الخنازير

رد فعل الكلب مع أول مطاردة:

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

Me as a child solemnly reading the Christmas card off my grandparents before I see how much money I’ve been given so I don’t look like a grabby little bastard

[Sy Scott @syscottyboy]

How the fuck was that not a penalty??? insane decision..

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Chips fried in beef dripping were a different object to what passes for a chip today.

Walk into a Whitby chippy in 1978. The fryer has been on since 11am. The fat in it is beef dripping, held at 180 degrees by a man in a white apron who has been frying chips since he was fifteen. There are no seed oils in the building. The idea would not occur to anyone.

Thick-cut Maris Pipers, ninety seconds in the dripping. Dark gold at the edges, fluffy inside, crisp in a way that sets your teeth against them. Salt. Vinegar. Paper. Two bob.

You eat them walking home along the harbour wall. The chip tastes of the chip and also of something underneath the chip, something deeper, something you don't have a name for because you are nine and nobody names it, it is just what chips taste like.

That taste was beef dripping.

By 2002, 90% of British chippies had switched to rapeseed, palm, or sunflower oil, on the advice of public health officials citing research since quietly retracted. A stable saturated fat used for ten thousand years, swapped for an industrial oil invented in 1911, oxidised at fryer temperatures for twelve hours a day.

A seed-oil chip is lighter, flatter. The crust doesn't hold. The flavour stops at the potato. No deeper note. No roast beef on a Friday.

Ask a British person under thirty what chips are supposed to taste like and they will describe, with complete sincerity, the chip they have always eaten. A chip their great-grandfather would have considered a practical joke. They cannot miss it, because the reference point was removed from the national palate before they were born.

A handful of chippies still fry in dripping. The Magpie in Whitby. A few survivors in Yorkshire, Lancashire, the Black Country.

Go. Drive. Queue. Eat them standing up, out of the paper.

You will understand, in one bite, what was taken.

The cow is still in the field. The suet is still at the butcher. The fryer could be switched back tomorrow.

A whole country forgot what a chip was.

[Grace @graceyldn]

If you thought 2026 couldn’t get any worse, in full Nick Knowles midlife-crisis style, Damien Lewis has decided to release an album.

[Reptracker | Conor McEvoy @reptracker]

“Parrott’s on fire”🎶🤣

Troy Parrott absolutely loving the celebrations after AZ Alkmaar’s Dutch Cup final victory. What football is all about!

[M I N T @mintisculture]

“Don’t forget, lads: one Evertonian’s worth twenty Liverpudlians.” - Brian Labone.

UTFT

[Tony Scott @Tony_Scott11]

Scenes on Regent Road 🚌🔵

[James Hogg @JamesAHogg2]

There are few things on earth as joyous as watching the great Spike Milligan, who was born on this day in 1918, losing it as he recalls his father’s reaction to him cracking one off.

Good day.

[Sy Scott @syscottyboy]

@TwistedElephant Fucking hell mate that looks horrendous!! hope it ain't as bad as it looks!