Syazwani Ibrahim

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[Syazwani Ibrahim @syzwniibrhim]

“You are mature enough to deal with anything when being stronger is the only choice you have.”

[Words @wordstionary]

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[Hizwani Hassan @hizwani]

Ramai anak muda akan tanya, what if saya dah 29 tapi belum have it all figured out

Saya:
Kita tak kan ada umur di mana kita dah have it all figured out

If kita ingat umur 29 kena have it all figured out, kita akan disappointed

Kita ada seumur hidup utk figure things out
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[The Figen @TheFigen_]

From a math tournament.

They're faster than a calculator. 😂

[N.A 🌱 @nickfq6]

@_epiphiany Yup. Basically, semua melalui Proses Pempasteuran. Kita belajar ada 3 kaedah boleh guna:
1. Suhu 63°C (30min)
2. Suhu 72°C (15s)
3. Suhu 135°C (2s) -> UHT

[Syazwani Ibrahim @syzwniibrhim]

@perksofmcfly Nakkk

[🪸🫧 @oddlyhypnotic]

@malissaali

[Malissa @malissaali]

Sajat punya roast ni kan, creative betul. Orang tanya berat 35 nak pakai corset dia size berapa.
Dia suh pakai pampers, takyah pakai corset. 35 kg tu dah level flat screen, highway LEKAS tKde belok2 🤣🤣🤣

[Dr Wani @syazwanismd]

tadi lepas cabut gigi patient: encik nak MC ke hari ni?

“taktahu la doctor. saya rasa macam nak berhenti je kerja tu”

me: ……………

dsa: ……………

unexpected betul jawapan dia 😂

[aida @aidarazman]

jangan tanya sakit dia macam mana. ambil penyepit yang paling ketat and try sampai berdarah 😂 dia boleh tahap tangkap kat kepala sakitnye. nangissss wak. appreciate ur wife okeh jangan dok bercinta dengan penyondol tq somach

[Ernie @ErnieZakri]

Ya Allahhhhhhhh saya tolong kawan je. Betapa bitter nya laaaa kaum kaum di Twitter ni. Doa la yg baik baik. Ada org yg ada rezeki dpt bina masjid, ada org yg berusaha nak ke jln baik. Kenapa kena sebut yg bukan bukan. Semua tgh berusaha nak capai sesuatu dlm hidup kan?

[Arif~ @arifshafiq_]

Engineering is a scam. Tak payah la ceburi bidang ni. Biar bidang ni mati and meet its dead end cycle supaya ada demand-supply balik. Yg otai dan senior, sibuk gaslight fresh grad suruh ‘bertahan’ dgn gaji 2k. Badan-badan mcm BEM/IEM semua tak ada fungsi pun. Kerja kutip yuran je

[JAWATAN KOSONG MY 🇲🇾 @empayarkerjaya]

Lokasi:
1. UiTM Shah Alam
2. UiTM Cawangan Selangor
3. Hospital Al- Sultan Abdullah UiTM, Kampus Puncak Alam

Tarikh Tutup: 30 September 2022

[teme Abdullah @itsteme]

Just like how wounds heal, that’s how life works itself out.

The lost opportunities will be replaced by better ones. That person who broke your heart will no longer matter to you. Life will eventually turn out well, even when you think it never will.

[Justin Welsh @thejustinwelsh]

Solopreneurship is part discipline and part random.

The discipline makes up ~40% of my schedule.

- Healthy goals
- Daily action steps
- Regular check-in points

The other 60% remains flexible for interesting new opportunities.

Trust me, it's a lot less fun if it's 100% rigid.

[Syazwani Ibrahim @syzwniibrhim]

@DrBeniRusani Wish you were gay 🤌

[neddo khan @neddokhan]

It's quite scary to move on from a place that has given me much comfort. But I believe hijrah is always good kalau niat kita untuk perbaiki diri.

Rezeki Allah tu luas. Aku doakan kejayaan untuk aku dan sesiapa saja yang bakal memulakan perjalanan baru - semoga dipermudahkan 💜

[EARTHENWARE LIDO @TillaMilla_]

My quick review on #EmergencyDeclaration

[Brian 🇵🇸 @briandito]

As I get older, I am no longer excited about things.

Not because I don't want to, but because I am too tired to be excited.

Aren't we all? Tired?

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[Merdekarya @merdekarya]

BEBENANG PANJANG

So. Citer dia camni:

Alex Chandran, boyfriend/suami/entah-apa kepada Amy Si Penanggal Baju yang viral, dulu-dulu selalu jugak lepak kat Merdekarya (sekitar tahun 2015).

[neddo khan @neddokhan]

Malaysia bukan negara yang menghargai ahli akademik tapi bila dengar ada pangkat "Dr." semua menggelupur gi seminar dia walaupun terang-terang PhD beli.

We are indeed in a constant paradox.