Samantha Zellweger

[relatable @byreIatable]

I'm pre-stress stressed, like i'm stressed about the stress that i will be stressed out about for school

[Samantha Zellweger @szelly4]

@HighQualityH20_ You mean you don't like the Kr8tv spellings of them?

[Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n]

someday i aspire to have the body confidence of jabba the hutt
but for now i still need pants

[relatable @byreIatable]

Can there be a Black Friday deal for my college tuition

[Samantha Zellweger @szelly4]

@alo_marie Do you happen to know where I might purchase such a rug?

[Samantha Zellweger @szelly4]

Dear Santa,

Please bring me this https://t.co/m2ZZTL8tau

Thanks

[Samantha Zellweger @szelly4]

My kid wants a bear skin rug from Santa this year, probably not going to happen. #santa #unreasonable #loweryourexpectationskid

[Samantha Zellweger @szelly4]

Now that I don't have Facebook I had to look out my window to find out about the snow. #snow

[Samantha Zellweger @szelly4]

@IEatPoptart I'll buy you two if it means you'll move home

[Samantha Zellweger @szelly4]

@IEatPoptart @Oreo They have waffles & syrup flavored

[Samantha Zellweger @szelly4]

@alo_marie 😍😍😍

[Samantha Zellweger @szelly4]

@alo_marie It's what I'm good at :-p

[Samantha Zellweger @szelly4]

@alo_marie Hahaha not tonight but possibly next week?!?!

[relatable @byreIatable]

PEMDAS: please excuse my drunk ass Snapchats

[Samantha Zellweger @szelly4]

@alo_marie Always and forever ❤😂

[relatable @byreIatable]

Me: I think I'm a smart person
My GPA: i tHiNK iM A smArT pERsOn

[Samantha Zellweger @szelly4]

@HighQualityH20_ Why so long???