Andrei Szerard

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[Andrei Szerard @szerard]

Twitter - enough already. Despite some fun, it’s really not worth the time and energy. Off back to the real world to read some books. So long, and thanks for all the fish…x

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@quantick But if it’s this man…

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@NicholasPegg I was at university - living in a hall of residence with 3 tv rooms (1 for each channel, theoretically - pre Ch4, of course). All 3 were tuned to this and there was standing room only when it went out. Remember it v well. It is, as you rightly say, rather brilliant…

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@serialsemantic Ah, looks beautiful - and best wishes to you and your dad Catherine.

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@SimonBatesUK Ha! Welcome to my life. All my dad’s fault of course…😉

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@SimonBatesUK @DavidFursdon Our neighbour’s a few years back. It’s always a really anxious time for him - the vagaries if the weather can play havoc with the harvest. V beautiful though…

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@pjm1kbw @BBCNews In fairness, I remember being a small boy at home in the 60’s and being ushered out of the sitting room by my parents after warnings of upsetting content on the early evening news. I discovered later that some images were from Biafra, some from Vietnam. That may well the purpose.

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@quantick Yes. Absolutely. High Court Judge tells after dinner anecdote vibes.

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@quantick Although if I was ZZ Top’s management right now, I’d be making serious overtures to the advertising department…
https://t.co/vv9qYpaktV

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@quantick The one bright thing in the photograph

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@SimonBatesUK Of course…

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@SallyRose49 Yeah, well, ours have fallen out…

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@gavinesler We found a grass snake in our garage a while back. He’d managed to get stuck on a old piece of packing tape. Gently unstuck and returned to a grassy area. He lives on!

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@FieldingAtLaw Northampton am to Southampton pm (“They’re just next to each other. Hop in a cab”). I had to get a map out…

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@tds153 All this might seem to display, ironically enough, a complete lack of imagination…

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@MooseAllain *manufacturers??? *many obvs.
Paying too much attention to bird song…

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@MooseAllain It’s fantastic. We’re just up the road from you in mid-Devon and are lucky enough to have some woodland. Being able to identify the birds living within it has really transformed our enjoyment of the place. Recommended it to so manufacturers of our friends…

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@quantick Hey, hey, we’re the main cheese…

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@SCynic1 Also, Clough’s European record was excellent…