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[David Crockett @davidcrockett08]

It’s not the most famous Inaugural but I’ve always had a soft spot for Bill Clinton’s 1993 line, “There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured by what is right with America.”

It’s an appropriate thing to take heart to as we look back on 250 years, and work ahead.

[video essay enjoyer @t00metal]

being wizards with your pals is the American way

[Echelon USA @drinkEchelon]

IT’S HAPPENING. THERE IS A GIANT BALD EAGLE RISING FROM WITHIN THE EARTH. IT CARRIES WITH IT IN ONE TALON A GIGANTIC GLIZZY. AND IN THE OTHER, THE BIGGEST ENERGY DRINK YOU’VE EVER SEEN. THERE ARE NO WORDS NEEDED. THE TELEPATHIC COMMS ARE ENOUGH. YOU KNOW WHAT HE NEEDS YOU FROM YOU: YOU THROW ON YOUR WHITE NEW BALANCES AND FIRE UP THE GRILL. IT IS AMERICA DAY BABY. THE CROWDS GOES WILD FOR THOSE MILDLY OVERCOOKED DOGS AND THE COOLER FULL OF ECHY. YOU ARE A HERO OF THE PEOPLE. AS THE DOCTORS RE ATTACH YOUR FINGERS THEY WHISPER.. “WHAT A LEGEND. I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW YOU COULD FIT THAT MANY IN THERE…”

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY FROM TEAM ECHY AND

GOBLESS

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[video essay enjoyer @t00metal]

the talenti lids are a scheme by Big Anxiety to make people crash out when they had a long day and can’t open their gelato and it triggers a panic attack

[skirkinara😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 @zneshnaya]

The fact that a kid named dilucseggs of all things got it down so good

[turbomander @turbomander]

hey so just a heads up this is a “stand your ground” wizard tower. we don’t call no city guard here and i will not hesitate to blow your shit smoove off

[video essay enjoyer @t00metal]

what’s the career path one takes to be part of the Google Mosquito Department to Eradicate All Mosquitoes

[video essay enjoyer @t00metal]

when did jehovah’s witnesses stop going door-to-door and instead start spamming marketing texts & calls

[video essay enjoyer @t00metal]

tfym I need to take a shuttle to a tiny building with a restaurant and coffee shop that’s always closed for airplanes made of paper and out of order vending machines

[video essay enjoyer @t00metal]

that satellite terminal at the Nashville airport might as well be Chattanooga

[video essay enjoyer @t00metal]

@WyomingBased or 12 different vendors selling resin coasters with shit tons of glitter and seashells

[video essay enjoyer @t00metal]

it’s not the discoball that pisses me off, it’s that the sound waves are crooked and spotify has never fixed it and the disco ball emphasizes HOW HORRIBLY CROOKED IT IS I HATE IT MAKE IT STRAIGHT PLEASE

[Farzad 🇺🇸 🇮🇷 @farzyness]

Whoever designed this needs to be fired immediately:

[kat @yslnadi]

when a guy who has never asked me a single question about myself tells me that he’s in love with me

[video essay enjoyer @t00metal]

tweeting on a faceless account is so freeing and then i switch back here and i forget all of my jokes

[video essay enjoyer @t00metal]

hey has anyone ever read The Three Body Problem

[All day Astronomy @forallcurious]

🚨: NASA nuclear engineer becomes 12th scientists found dead as FBI launches investigation

[゛ ☆ .ᐟ ⋆ @veinIuvr]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

[video essay enjoyer @t00metal]

what the fuckass is an instant and why won’t instagram s t o p sending notifications about them

[video essay enjoyer @t00metal]

been in Tampa for an hour and already have been attacked by countless lovebugs and guy harvey fish print button ups

[video essay enjoyer @t00metal]

chat do we think yuzu cayenne echy would be a good mix-in for a bloody mary or is that a war crime

[video essay enjoyer @t00metal]

if I dont get the spiciest juciest limiest bloodiest bloody mary in 0.65 seconds I’m gonna scream