It’s not the most famous Inaugural but I’ve always had a soft spot for Bill Clinton’s 1993 line, “There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured by what is right with America.”
It’s an appropriate thing to take heart to as we look back on 250 years, and work ahead.
IT’S HAPPENING. THERE IS A GIANT BALD EAGLE RISING FROM WITHIN THE EARTH. IT CARRIES WITH IT IN ONE TALON A GIGANTIC GLIZZY. AND IN THE OTHER, THE BIGGEST ENERGY DRINK YOU’VE EVER SEEN. THERE ARE NO WORDS NEEDED. THE TELEPATHIC COMMS ARE ENOUGH. YOU KNOW WHAT HE NEEDS YOU FROM YOU: YOU THROW ON YOUR WHITE NEW BALANCES AND FIRE UP THE GRILL. IT IS AMERICA DAY BABY. THE CROWDS GOES WILD FOR THOSE MILDLY OVERCOOKED DOGS AND THE COOLER FULL OF ECHY. YOU ARE A HERO OF THE PEOPLE. AS THE DOCTORS RE ATTACH YOUR FINGERS THEY WHISPER.. “WHAT A LEGEND. I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW YOU COULD FIT THAT MANY IN THERE…”
HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY FROM TEAM ECHY AND
GOBLESS
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the talenti lids are a scheme by Big Anxiety to make people crash out when they had a long day and can’t open their gelato and it triggers a panic attack
hey so just a heads up this is a “stand your ground” wizard tower. we don’t call no city guard here and i will not hesitate to blow your shit smoove off
tfym I need to take a shuttle to a tiny building with a restaurant and coffee shop that’s always closed for airplanes made of paper and out of order vending machines
it’s not the discoball that pisses me off, it’s that the sound waves are crooked and spotify has never fixed it and the disco ball emphasizes HOW HORRIBLY CROOKED IT IS I HATE IT MAKE IT STRAIGHT PLEASE