James

[James @t00neyyy]

The people who are discriminated against most in this country by legislation are straight white males between the ages of 18-65 that are single and either work full time or are seeking work. Prove me wrong.

[James @t00neyyy]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Political Partridge @PoliticalAP]

“Come here, you lucky, lucky lady.”

[Political Partridge @PoliticalAP]

“I’m gonna hump ya. Like Deputy Dawg... would hump ya.”

[Alicia Silverstone @AliciaSilv]

Sing it cutie!! This video brings me so much happiness. Tag someone in the comments below to brighten their day.

[James @t00neyyy]

Chucking a fucking toaster in it

[Bryce Hall @BryceHall]

you see us all at the pool wyd

[James @t00neyyy]

@appssbcc @mowermanjimmy I’d love to but not got the cash at the moment

[James @t00neyyy]

@Patrick_DJTango Sounds like they were pretty correct

[James @t00neyyy]

Oh really? #YouTubeDOWN

[James @t00neyyy]

Best one yet. Don’t even argue

[Gogglebox Soph @PeteandSophie]

How it started: How it’s going:

[James @t00neyyy]

Can’t think where he got that idea from🤔

[Village Cricketer @Vi111age]

👏

Deep mid-wicker chair

[James @t00neyyy]

I’m just trying to get more for our money and also more people to support the game for future development by wanting to pay for it 💁‍♂️ Many thanks if you read both tweets👍👍👍

[James @t00neyyy]

@ClashofClans Idea, once you reach a certain amount of points in season challenges, a 3rd army can be trained for multiplayer battles. Even using a training potion it’s still a wait for the army to train so would be more of an incentive👍 btw I already pay for gold pass #aThread

[James @t00neyyy]

@crimsonavenger Bet it was Lawrence

[Village Cricketer @Vi111age]

Giving the umpire puppy dog eyes, so he doesn't call a wide 🙏🥺

[James @t00neyyy]

This is the tweet we all need today

[David Walliams HQ @davidwalliams]

Opening one of my dick pics...

[James @t00neyyy]

@babycowLtd @AccidentalP @DefinitelyLUKE this one

[James @t00neyyy]

@DefinitelyLUKE @AccidentalP Clearly! The hand washing video has the best gag ever

[James @t00neyyy]

@DefinitelyLUKE @AccidentalP Must be the best thing to follow on Twitter