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[Krystal Ball @krystalball]

Insane

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

We went from “reduce your carbon footprint” to “let’s build a Death Star data centre in every field.”

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

Why are US soldiers dying in a war Trump has won 38 times? 🤔

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

Greenland is now asking Trump to invade, hoping to secure a deal similar to the one Iran got.

[T @t0nnes]

@TheJewishIdea They weren’t being ethnically cleansed then

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Shark Tank Billionaire Kevin O'leary says 2 people fighting data centers in Utah are Chinese agents. Turns out its just 2 local girls in Utah, they make a hilarious video calling him the fuck out

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

When we came into office, we uncovered a $12 billion budget deficit.

Today, I’m proud to say we brought it down to zero.

We didn’t close the gap on the backs of working people.

We closed it while funding parks, libraries, safer streets and making historic investments in public housing.

Call it Pothole Politics. Call it Democratic Socialism. It's government that delivers for the people who make this city run.

That’s what New Yorkers deserve. And that’s what we will keep fighting for every single day.

[Ron Shillman @shillman1]

We’re 9 weeks into a 4 week war we won 8 weeks ago.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Gas prices are at crazy levels--fire Obama!

[T @t0nnes]

@HondurasCrypto @MarioNawfal No but the fire comes from solar panels, famously

[T @t0nnes]

@StockMKTNewz Never forget that this proves they’re reading all your messages

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

Pope Leo XIV says the world is 'being ravaged by a handful of tyrants'.

[kordell @lledrok]

niggas used to open that first door in zombies and hold it against you all game

[RAMZPAUL @ramzpaul]

Every day I wake up, Trump manages to do something more retarded than the previous day.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Iran never won a war, but never lost a negotiation!

[T @t0nnes]

@magataotao You’re not Catholic, not even Christian

[Daniel Denvir @DanielDenvir]

It’s incredible how absent Democratic Party leadership is in the face of Trump blowing up the entire fucking world.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

The jokes write themselves. Literally.

[🪶Native Patriot 🇺🇸 @LaNativePatriot]

“The Republicans will fix it this time”

“The Democrats will fix it this time”