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Schrödinger's butch

[mar @t0rturedathlete]

Rodrick is gay

[mar @t0rturedathlete]

My partner lets me microcheat on them because it’s gender-affirming for me #thisisseattle

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

A message to women in relationships:

[y @cognokenosis]

can we not love the coworker? does not the coworker love, hate, cry, laugh? does the coworker not dream—just like we do?

[Shrimp Billionaire @fentanylbrownie]

Not a fan of being asked if it’s “my first time” visiting a restaurant. It’s not gonna be that crazy bro.

[mar @t0rturedathlete]

@RealTreeFantasy i dabble but have been good lately at staying off social media 😁😁 #yay

[mar @t0rturedathlete]

@RealTreeFantasy LOL thank you morgy ❤️ and dw I fully understand why you might say such a thing

[mar @t0rturedathlete]

unironically unironically .

[mar @t0rturedathlete]

zendaya low-taper fade next

[mar @t0rturedathlete]

@foconut_ this but letting my partner touch my boobs when my top surgery is booked in 3 months

[man of faith @ManOfFaith69]

When she thinks I’m an eater but I’m really just trying to nibble the copper off her iud #moneymaker

[mar @t0rturedathlete]

@rosiemergency I should have been there 😞👊🏻

[mar @t0rturedathlete]

and nobody saved her? WTF

[Hunter Schafer Br @schaferhunterbr]

Hunter Schafer e Dominic Fike no pop-up dele, em Seattle.

[mar @t0rturedathlete]

@limesodalov3r Good point, I think they have at least some girls in Seattle too but am not 100% sure

[mar @t0rturedathlete]

But I'm still countin' down all of the days ‘til you're just another girl on the link
- Seattleite Chappell Roan

[chinapoet @ideafucker]

they forced rowley to eat the moldy cheese that’s why i keep a blade on me

[vodka et vernis blanc @01footjoblover]

si ma bite penche a gauche c purement par conviction politique

[Joker Einstein @JokerElNSTEIN]

Watching Rick And Morty secretly as an adult makes you wonder if anyone would ever love you if they knew the truth

[Jack Subpar @SuisizeMe]

Flipping through the titles on hulu, making a point to scroll past brokeback mountain at the exact same tempo as the other films, not gayly slow or homophobicly fast