Tess Harrod

Amazon Senior Security Engineer
*My opinions are my own*

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@larayapmaaq Taken from reddit.

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@jmandee30 @CrazyDaysPoster And she looked SO thin at Miami Swim Week

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@EvanLuthra I wonder what @elonmusk thinks about this

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@Lisaelizabeth This just happened in Northern Virginia too the night prior 🧐

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@_StephanieMyers Imagine chewing gum with your mouth open while accepting an honor from the President of the United States

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@EYakoby Thought this said 'defecated'.

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@rawsalerts Rumors that he's buying Vogue

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@clarabeepbeep Thought this said Post Malone

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

wait a minute this is not an event driven microservice architecture, this is just a bunch of lambdas glued together

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@thechrisharrod We should go to therapy

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@TMobile Omg I thought that intro was the red light/green light doll

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Hell yeah

https://t.co/cQhBt8YgP3

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@YourFox18 What a stupid article to post while lives are in danger

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@pulse_index @lookner

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@LibertyWatchHQ @lookner

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@Trav_A_22 But why is it @TimKennedyMMA

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The @LVMPD has done an amazing job with these press conferences and debunking online rumors.

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this year felt like being awake during surgery

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@ryanhalvaks @nic0leway omg who

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When I was 12 I was doing SNS -> SQS -> Lambda