ClassySouthernChic

I’d like to tell you, but you’d be jealous.

[ClassySouthernChic @t_annn]

Im so southern, I'm thinking about getting my kids monogrammed...

[The B. @anerdonfire2]

I regret saying I would go..a memoir.

[The B. @anerdonfire2]

I'm pretty sure most of my coworkers failed kindergarten.

[Jay @Wavymafia]

It gets better. You find better. You experience better. You become better.

[Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4]

I came home from grocery shopping & was immediately met with my husband who said he’d put everything away. Great!

Then I watched him put onions in the fruit bowl like he hasn’t lived here for the last 24 years.

[ClassySouthernChic @t_annn]

“Hawk Tuah” reminds me of that Tim Mcgraw song from the 90’s.

[FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud]

I always thought a smidgen was just a small pigeon.

[Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4]

A fun thing about summer is how my kids invite their friends over to eat all of our food, too.

[Party Waffle @PartyWaffle]

Was having difficulty dealing with my emotions, so I mooned a passing train. I feel much better now

[ClassySouthernChic @t_annn]

You seem like the perfect crowd to be getting advice from.

[ClassySouthernChic @t_annn]

My husband thinks he can be moody tonight and it’s cute.

[Yesterday Girl🎈 @yesterdaygirly]

If it’s in all caps and bold, you are yelling at me, Sir.

[dan @dadopotamus]

my favorite part of the day is when no one around me is making any noise.

[dan @dadopotamus]

idol worship will never not be weird to me.

[ClassySouthernChic @t_annn]

We need to catch up soon!
- The person that never catches up with anyone.

[Party Waffle @PartyWaffle]

My tweets never got likes to begin with.

[JW @ohthatfknguy]

Spit on it is easier to type

[Yesterday Girl🎈 @yesterdaygirly]

My boobs hurt just watching “Bridgerton”

[Leslie @LesInReality]

I'm stress eating Oreo thins..

[Mommy Needs a Life @momneedsalife3]

Me: I’m going to eat healthier this summer

*temp reaches 95 degrees*

Also Me: ice cream for dinner it is