taylor ™

the grass is greener where you water it. she/her

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Cards against humanity’s website explaining why they’re suing Elon is pretty fucking good

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Thread of photographers who patiently waited to capture the shot of a lifetime 🧵

1. Leonardo Sens (3 years)

[yammi @sighyam]

this Diva.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Look what that money make a bitch do

[aimee @kingosunens]

me when the microwave dinner tells me to “pierce the film lid” https://t.co/vFRhETPk2R

[Alex @hannahtheebaker]

being in the kitchen at the same time as your dad

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

Hot Girl Summer is now

[campbell g @rodeoman]

The prophecy has been fulfilled

[JT Chapman 🇵🇸 @_SecondThought]

For anyone still “standing with Israel” or trying to inject false nuance into the Israeli genocide of Palestine, this thread is for you. These are the things you won’t be shown on the western news. Look at them now. It’s not too late to adjust your perspective.

[taylor ™ @t_culpepper]

Olive garden 🫶🏻✌🏻

[Murphy⚜️ @_sforsierra]

Imagine me knocking your neck loose cause you wanna play.

[taylor ™ @t_culpepper]

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[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

You just got home and see this. Your last emoji is your reaction!