Tom Stevens

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[Tom Stevens @t_dog_yer]

@Ankaman616 Can’t blame Amorim at this stage but INEOS hiring a guy whose system requires a full squad rebuild when we don’t have any money to spend seems like a crazy decision in hindsight. If that was Ashworth’s concern I bet he’s feeling pretty smug rn

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

I thought the dune score was just Killing In the Name of over and over the whole time at a barely audible volume. Turned out it was just playing on my phone in my pocket

[Tom Stevens @t_dog_yer]

@CHXF_95 Yeah it’s for sure not 100% effective so some fully vaxxed ppl are still getting symptoms, mostly in those high-risk groups unfortunately. I think it just gives you a better chance vs if u weren’t vaxxed at all. Sorry to hear about ur mates dad, hope he’s doing okay now?

[Tom Stevens @t_dog_yer]

@CHXF_95 This page explains it in better detail than i can tho: https://t.co/nLZdlgSDWe

[Tom Stevens @t_dog_yer]

@CHXF_95 I’m no expert either but I think the point of the vaccine is that you can still get covid but your immune system is now better positioned to fight it, so the majority of jabbed ppl don’t get the symptoms as bad & hospitalisations/deaths stay lower, relative to the amount of cases

[Tom Stevens @t_dog_yer]

@tameimpala Any news on the Vancouver August 4th show?

[Tom Stevens @t_dog_yer]

@GBGemmell96 @GaryLineker @GaryLineker please Gary yours is the only objective answer that we’ll accept

[Tom Stevens @t_dog_yer]

@georgestevensZ Eh but it’s not for another 34 days?

[Tom Stevens @t_dog_yer]

@georgestevensZ no cap

[Skyward @TheSharkPunch]

This was Elijah McClain.

He wore masks due to his anemia and Colorado weather.

Someone called 911 on him and the police held him down, beat him, and injected him with ketamine.

He went into cardiac arrest and died.

Elijah liked to play his violin for stray cats to calm them.

[Tom Stevens @t_dog_yer]

@bransonreese 😍😍 Branks thanson!!

[Tom Stevens @t_dog_yer]

@bransonreese Can i be an elegant boy

[Eve @evelilyyoung]

PSA: that Madeleine McCann story about the German suspect was originally reported May 2019 it’s just being recirculated now as a distraction tactic - very common in UK press. Thrilled my extensive knowledge of the McCann case can come in handy.

[George Etherington @george_evvy]

Missing @LUFC so decided to have a belated proper stab at a potential badge design alongside some kit concepts for next season @andrearadri @TheSquareBall #LUFC #MOT

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

Train Guy...Chaotic Balls

[Matt Post @MattPostSaysHi]

This is the funniest image I’ve ever seen

[Tom Stevens @t_dog_yer]

@NatWest_Help hello! I’ve moved to Canada and would like to access my account but it’s saying i need a card reader, which i can’t get delivered to my address. I also can’t call you as it’s long distance, is there an email address i can get in contact with?

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Love this. My buddy is nervous because his long-distance girlfriend asked him to send her a dick pic. This is what your crew is for.