Tom Fucking Wilson

If you follow me on twitter, there is something wrong with both of us.

[Tom Fucking Wilson @t_doubleya]

Is it bad that whenever anyone a guy is an jerk. I just assume hes got a tiny dick and move on with my life. #bigdickclub #littleprickedlosers

[Tom Fucking Wilson @t_doubleya]

I wonder if less people would be atheists if there was a way to prove that higher beings exist #atheism #FoodForThought

[Tom Fucking Wilson @t_doubleya]

I think my last word is going to be finally

[Tom Fucking Wilson @t_doubleya]

Oh, you're one of those people who think we only use 10% of our brain. I guess you won't mind me taking the other 90% out of your head then right? #science #neuroscience #knowyourfacts

[Tom Fucking Wilson @t_doubleya]

When did the police motto go from "serve and protect" to "fine and ticket"??? #fuckthepolice #allcopssuckcock #losers

[Tom Fucking Wilson @t_doubleya]

@SpotifyCares please work on adding more @OfficialRezz music. I want that Marilyn Manson remix so bad

[Tom Fucking Wilson @t_doubleya]

Wow, what losers knowing about nice cars and stuff. They probably have sex with beautiful women as well. #losers #tuners #cars

[Tom Fucking Wilson @t_doubleya]

OK let me just say it's ridiculous that you can't make fun of fat people for being fat. But they can make fun of me for being skinny. #theworldwelivein #fatpeoplesuck

[Tom Fucking Wilson @t_doubleya]

Am I the only person who wishes people sprinted everywhere all the time. Maybe I play to many videogames... #videogamelogic #reallifeproblems #stopwalkingsoslow

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

Jesus: *doing crossword* I’m stuck on 2 across.

[Tom Fucking Wilson @t_doubleya]

Sports haha if I wanted to watch something chase a ball I'd buy a dog #MarchMadness #sportswithballsaregay

[zoë bread @zoebread]

i need a job so i can afford to commute to work and buy lunch at work and buy work appropriate clothes

[Tom Fucking Wilson @t_doubleya]

I could never be a time traveler. People already think I'm an asshole, I could only imagine if I literally knew the future. #timetravel #futuressobright #timetravelthoughts

[Tom Fucking Wilson @t_doubleya]

Hey @OfficialRezz just know that when you're on stage. You melt minds and dilute brains. Don't stop being awesome. This drawing is for you.

[Fallout @Fallout]

T-minus 60 years! Today marks the day the bombs drop in 2077. #PrepareForTheFuture!

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I’m so glad they’re going to make a new Blade Runner movie every 35 years.

[Demetri Martin ([email protected]) @DemetriMartin]

The Earth is the world's largest globe.

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Not all heroes wear capes...just the fucken sexy ones

[Vsauce @tweetsauce]

Lifehack: avoid red lights by driving at 114,004,827 mph. This velocity will blue-shift them enough to appear green. https://t.co/bkJJYY4bNh

[Rich Brian @richbrian]

stop doing drugs it makes u a god damn weirdo