Thomas

LANK

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

staying up all night to turn 27 like a kid on Christmas except when the clock strikes 12 I just grab my revolver and do something funny

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

If they put me on love island I’d start eating people

[Goob @goobgleeb]

hey come join the chud stack

[Crémieux @cremieuxrecueil]

Commencement speech, America: 'You can do anything, and you're going to do great!'

Commencement speech, Taiwan: 'Consider suicide if you make a mistake.'

[chad @chasedbywasps]

saying oh when the machine at work lops off my arm

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

i hate when my upstairs neighbor walks around. i hope he falls through the soft spot in the ceiling ive been spraying with water every night.

[Chris @citehchris]

can you die from a lack of being called big dawg

[mao_wow @realwow_mao]

pissmogged an old man at the urinal today. i felt so bad bringing so much power against such a vulnerable opponent… but that is the game

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Ah that’s pretty interesting. What if I just exploded in front of you right now

[Gabe @melchizedek420]

My midichlorians are all fucked up

[trap dad @dude_gang]

do bugs fart

[uu @um33m3]

less thinking more drinking #problemsolved

[ℿ @duluxor]

You must be brutal in all that you do.

[Behr @peterbehrker]

every day i feel about 20 minutes away from killing myself

[frick @gofrickurself]

Hi and have you come to kill me

[chud @llamarider37]

cuba lowk gonna be a fire vacation spot once we take that shit

[Adam @_dams0n]

Going back to work after a great vacation feels like getting shot in the face 200 times

[Evan @evanjmader]

im trying to die of natural causes this summer

[sam @samwell_gnarly_]

Houston begs the question what if a city was not walkable or driveable and you also want to kill yourself

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

the beef jerky from dollar tree is people