tay

[Anubis @eduantao]

Eu fingindo estar bem com uma situação que claramente está me afetando

[Isaiah @isaiahsofyne]

I’m not even fucking trolling, this is the greatest who done it mystery ever. I cried because of talking sheeps. I laughed because of talking sheeps. A movie about talking sheeps solving a murder mystery has just taken over my top 5 films of the year. This is one of the best hidden gems of the year, holy shit lmfaooo

[diego troste @diegouthill]

cuando te toca rescatar todo el semestre en una sola noche:

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

me after hitting snooze 87 times, and now I have 3mins to get to work

[🦢 @meishato]

sorry i never responded to your text, i’ve been busy being paralyzed by my own inability to do basic tasks that are piling up

[he/him who eats. 🇿🇦 @justwellington]

Excited to announce that I've just about had it

[ٰ @notsorealfgs]

I’ve been telling myself to lock in for 15 consecutive weeks

[tay @t_m0ney]

👍🏼

[Judah @bamijuda1]

how do you text "okay" but in the rudest way possible

[schizzy @crybabybuick]

Slipping into something a little more comfortable (psychosis)

[deedee megadoodoo @givemebudlight]

i can’t stop throwing up i think someone spiked my 9 beers, 4 hot dogs, 6 smoked ribs, 1 brisket sandwhich, 8 slices of watermelon, 3 cupcakes, and 4 chocolate chip cookies i don’t know

[tay @t_m0ney]

he’s holding the borgs hostage

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

Good afternoon from Park Street Station.

[clare @sadderlizards]

sorry boss i can’t come in to work today i’m gonna be playing outside

[#REF! @im_REFarted]

“should we start day drinking?”

[erika @yeeeerika]

hello sharks i'm here today asking for a good week

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Me subtly trying to meet the bartender’s eye so they see I’m waiting politely and patiently and should let me order next