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[T8 @t_mcausey]

@Milone Where did she go

[T8 @t_mcausey]

@Milone Literally me rn

[Texas State Baseball @TxStateBaseball]

LIGHT THE VICTORY STAR!!! Take the 2nd game 8-5 to win the series over the Buckeyes!

#EatEmUp #BobcatsWin #SunBeltBSB

[linc @lincandescent]

boss: you’re late, where are you?

me:

[T8 @t_mcausey]

@Milone I now find myself caring a great deal about water safety

[T8 @t_mcausey]

I’m pro canned cranberry sauce and I don’t care who knows it

[T8 @t_mcausey]

@Milone “Probably because all you read is YA trash or books with `now a major motion picture’ sticker on the front” - someone who owns a copy of Infinite Jest but has never read it

[T8 @t_mcausey]

Feeling a very strong compulsion to munch one of these

[Rob @thegallowboob]

"Ghost Apples" are an unusual phenomenon where freezing rain coats rotting apples before they fall, then when the apple turns mushy it eventually slips out and leaves the icy shell still hanging on the tree.

[T8 @t_mcausey]

Starting to think Kanye might not win this thing after all

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

That’s a W https://t.co/DZr09x9LL3

[T8 @t_mcausey]

@connorrjennings @LindseyGrahamSC Bro it’s Lindsey Graham

[spin @spinsewz]

mentally i’m here

[k8 @katyhallll]

BF trying to get me to wake up early: I can make us cheese soufflés for breakfast 😏
Me: *starts to set alarm*
BF: ...actually...we only have root beer flavored milk
Me: *deletes alarm*

@t_mcausey

[T8 @t_mcausey]

@Milone It should have been Ralphie

[T8 @t_mcausey]

@Milone

[T8 @t_mcausey]

And therefore never send to know for whom the Baja blasts;

It blasts for thee

[T8 @t_mcausey]

Appa, yip yip

[Daily Star @dailystar]

Men reveal the three words they LOVE to hear during sex https://t.co/GD3fZDQk8e

[T8 @t_mcausey]

@Milone People are dying, Jackzon

[T8 @t_mcausey]

@Milone Glad to hear this. Ridiculous that they would ever expect people to adopt something like “washing their hands” because of this. What’s next? Brushing your teeth multiple times a week?

[T8 @t_mcausey]

The hog days are over