BF trying to get me to wake up early: I can make us cheese soufflés for breakfast 😏
Me: *starts to set alarm*
BF: ...actually...we only have root beer flavored milk
Me: *deletes alarm*
@t_mcausey
@t_mcausey trying to entice me to wake up early: I can make cheese soufflés for breakfast in the morning 😏
Me, starts to set alarm: oh that would be amazing!
Tate: ...actually...I just remembered we only have root beer flavored milk
Me: *deletes alarm*
@t_mcausey: *says something clever*
Me: You should tweet that.
Tate: I don’t have time to tweet. I’m too busy working on my screenplay.
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