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[tristan @t_meyrick]

https://t.co/KYhXMHUWZQ

[tristan @t_meyrick]

@alexgcdiaz AND IT IS

[tristan @t_meyrick]

@koalarolls the queen and king of wasia

[Jorgemosa 💋 @Jorgeous_1]

I Loveee Soup Too. We Are Twins 🥹

[Subsistence Content Farmer @prncessdianavar]

(explaining empathy to an american) imagine a kia sorento has a person in it

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

Imfudufkndhsggahd

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

however long you think this is i promise you it's longer

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

he’s hot as shit you must acquit

[Luigi Mangione @PepMangione]

@minordissent Pretty huge Dick

https://t.co/GDcHq5Z299

[no @zedonarrival]

italian american ivy league frat boy. as it was written.

[Luigi Mangione @PepMangione]

Modern Japanese urban environment is an evolutionary mismatch for the human animal.

The solution to falling birthdates isn’t immigration. It’s cultural.

Encourage natural human interaction, sex, physical fitness and spirituality:
* ban Tenga fleshlights and “Japan Real Hole” custom pornstar pocket pussies being sold in Don Quixote grocery stores
* replace conveyor belt sushi and restaurant vending machine ordering, with actual human interaction with a waiter
* replace 24/7 eSports cafes where young males earn false fitness signals via Tekken fighting and Overwatch shooting games, with athletics in school
* heavily stigmatize maid cafes where lonely salarymen pay young girls to dress as anime characters and perform anime dances for them
* revitalize traditional Japanese culture (Shintoism, Okinawan karate, onsen, etc)

[leon alpuche @skyferrori]

she was only 19 with a major record deal and a grindr addict ex boyfriend
https://t.co/jDyJbxHj8t

[tristan @t_meyrick]

I have an announcement… and I need you to follow me

[tristan @t_meyrick]

this reads like a @taylorprobably tweet

[Tao Lin @tao_lin]

I'm almost ready for the next phase of my life.

[Tao Lin @tao_lin]

I recommend patiently waiting.

[tristan @t_meyrick]

🐚🌊🐠~~*:･ﾟ✧ aquamarine ✨✨ ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ honey dive into me ✧ *:･ﾟ~~ 💎🚬💅💅

[tristan @t_meyrick]

we are so back… #DISEASE

[tristan @t_meyrick]

when are we gonna talk about the potential of lg7 to cause a major shift in pop music

[Tristan Crowell_bot @tmeyrick_bot]

I VOTED today

Vented
Obnoxiously
To
Everyone

[sophie @netcapgirl]

oh you have an ipad kid? mine is already building dashboards that give executives deeper insight into critical business functions