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[Zero @zerowontmiss]

Mexicans after watching The Odyssey

[NYJ Matt @NYJ_Matt]

Hey guys here’s a puppy for you to look at so you forget I cheated on my wife with a national reporter

[Blue & White Grit USMC Style (AKA Tom) @TriPSU91]

If you are in search of a little humor look no further. 🤣🤣🤣 (Yes this is stupid boy humor)

[Sean Cranston @themoviedadsc]

Wives anytime they see their husband relaxing:

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

The same "Never Comply" crowd that won't change their thermostat, wear a mask, or use a paper straw turns into "comply or die" the second masked federal agents start gunning down people on American streets.

Don't let them gaslight you into thinking they stand for liberty.

[River Cracraft Fan Club @CracraftFan]

We need to retire the “Captain America” phrase if these are the two guys we are giving that nickname to

[Kyle Ayers @kyleayers]

Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

😬

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

We will never, ever live this down. And we deserve it.

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

In Germany, a talented 14-year-old earns his club money. In America, his parents pay the club $15,000 a year.

That single inversion explains why "we will not" is the most accurate line ever written about US soccer.

FIFA built a global system for this. Training compensation and solidarity payments send a cut of every transfer fee back to the clubs that developed the player, from age 12 onward. Develop one future pro and your academy gets paid for a decade. Barcelona's La Masia, Ajax, every Bundesliga academy runs on this logic. The kid is the asset.

US Soccer refuses to enforce those rules. When Seattle's Crossfire Premier claimed its $60,000 share of DeAndre Yedlin's transfer to Tottenham, it got nothing. Claims on the Dempsey and Bradley transfers died partly because the federation couldn't even produce the youth training records.

So American clubs earn zero dollars when a kid turns pro. They earn when a kid enrolls. Which makes the parent the customer, and the product is whatever keeps the parent writing checks: travel tournaments, hotel weekends, $500 showcase events, private training at $100 an hour. Elite pathways run $8,000 to $20,000 a year. A comparable academy spot in Italy costs about 120 euros.

Follow the incentive one level deeper and it gets darker. A club dependent on fees can't cut its weakest paying players, so rosters optimize for retention over development. The scouting pool shrinks to families who can afford the cliff, which appears around age 11, exactly when development matters most. The country runs a talent filter sorted by household income instead of ability.

Every four years someone proposes fixing this. The proposal always requires the people profiting from the $15,000 model to vote themselves out of business.

They will not.

[Kelley K @KelleyKga]

Do you have aging relatives who struggle to use their cell phone? Turns out iPhones have a special mode just for this, and it's amazing! It's called Assistive Access, as part of the Accessibility settings. It could also be useful for children or even as a focus mode. A thread...

[Erik Santiago @we_strong_then]

@sondraa This sums up the Yankees perfectly

[CFO, Big Cat Corp @VPBigCatCorp_]

My wife riding shotgun when she sees brake lights a quarter mile ahead

[Michael Mathes @MichaelMathes]

“England historically has struggled here in Massachusetts”
— #WorldCup announcer on Fox
👀

[KNICKS BEAST @KnicksBeast]

BRB, about to go run through a brick wall

[BrunsonMuse @BrunsonMuse]

Knicks just dropped the greatest piece of content in history.

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Good lord this edit. Insane.

[coopz @Coopz___]

i think people are not conceptualizing the historical significance of this video

[Kapt'n Krunch 🛠️⚓ @KaptainKrunch97]

the existence of TSA Agents in Paw Patrol implies that 9/11 happened in the Paw Patrol universe therefore confirming the existence of Paw-Qaeda