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hostess product connoisseur

[Financial Goth @StevenWoahdick]

This happens I’ll be the next guy @UglyXKorean gets a photo of in the theater

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

when you’re being mean to me just know this is who you’re being mean to

[emma @pqwnee]

in character oh i’m going to cry again

[wor$t man in america @slayyyter]

for my polish divas

[Girl with no problems @hotpriestt]

*classroom in 2036*
Teacher: We have some new students 😊 tell us your names pls

Students: Ozzy and Addy

Teacher: Beautiful…what’s that short for

Students: Ozempic and Adderall

Teacher: Purr ok go take a seat next to young sheldon over there

[Joe🥤 @Doeyppp]

Now HIS job was beach

[Evan DeSimone @Smorgasboredom]

Huge weekend for her.

[ducki’s archive 🏳️‍⚧️ @dxckiii]

this is a devastating magnitude 9.9 cuntquake………….

[sharty @wowanothersarah]

Girl dinner

[Philipp Kostelecky (@PhilComedy on IG) @CheeseCakePCK]

Just delivered an absolute fire joke in the work teams chat. I consider this to be the corporate version of a standing ovation

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me after hanging out with people & making them laugh the whole time

[ri @elvkel]

i can’t breathe bro

[culture @notgwendalupe]

you had to be there