Dear Greater Powers at Work,
I, as a humble resident of this god-forsaken earth, would like to request that the delegation stop inserting me right on the pulse point of relevancy and virality in relation to current trends and events.
Yes, I did request a Chinese Spy outfit in the summer of 2026 when the theme for my generation was "spy". Yes, I do make jokes about being my fan's Chinese honeypot. This was in no correlation to a certain tech CEO getting honey potted recently.
The issue now lies in how I will ever to be free of the allegations.
I also humbly request that you stop sending your most unfortunate battles to your most autistic warrior.
Sincerely,
Amanogawa Shiina of Phase Connect.
BREAKING: The Ostellian Crown has opened an investigation into Captain Wilhelmina Frost over fears she may have been compromised by Chinese Empress Himemiya Rie.
This comes after Wilhelmina was seen serving as Rie’s loyal knight.