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My New Years resolution is to lie more

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@storysop2 🗣️ (the only outside time I’ve had is the 15 minutes when we went to dolo and thirsted over Zach)

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Oh yeah my hobbies include lying on partiful, lying about what neighborhood I live in and lying that I go to the gym

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theyre saying kuminga demanded a trade cuz im two days in mountain view now

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"wait didn't you tell chatgpt to always disagree with you so you'd get better at arguing?" "oh yeah but i turned that off"

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@aabha_44 i lowkey don't even want it if i wasn't lowballing a mf

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i'm trying to get my dad on kalshi

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today aji was like hey i dont really care about your run club and it really meant a lot to me

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I hate when kids teeth fall out like gtfo with that incomplete ass smile

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i shouldve been sent to hr for that

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dude i asked my coworker in july if he was going to make out w his wife at his wedding in front of his parents like why

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its gods grace

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i can't relate to coffee by saba 1. because im a girl and 2. ive never lived in a city where anyone normal has a car

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i rmr in 2016 i was like wow these parody news sites don't even need to try anymore

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why am i getting fomo from grace hopper

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"dude did you see the news??" "shoot no i havent had time to watch the weekend update yet"

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Why is there a neon light sign and a balloon arch at ur brothers 8th birthday it’s not even a relevant birthday and that boy just wants some damn legos

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Yea my cousins wedding was lit but it doesn’t hold a candle to what mallu Christians are doing on a Wednesday night

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they said a prayer for c3ai at my cousins big fat South Indian wedding🙏

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king Richard was pretty good

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i like that the animals in bojack horseman have human fingers