Stabatha

Sometimes less is more. But always more is more. Brace yourself. Journalist and whatnot.

[Stabatha @TabathasSecret]

@itskimmyjimmel @JournalismSnail ❤️❤️❤️

[Tintin Quanticino @SaulRosenbear]

Gf brought her cat over to meet Felix. He wanted to play, she wanted to growl defensively. So it goes.

[Stabatha @TabathasSecret]

OK BUT MEAT LOAFS SOUNDS BETTER

[Kelly Buttermore @kbuttermore]

I am officially "no longer wears a bra to the grocery store" years old

[Tessa Violet @TessaViolet]

y’all just ever randomly remember how much you enjoyed reading twilight?

[audrey farnsworth @audipenny]

i want all of my clothes to be 1 thing, shoes included. romper should include shoes. want to put 1 fucking thing on my body- that is all. I’m tired. make the clothes 1 thing or your 2nd option is: all shoes should be free (because they go on the ground). i will email the mall

[Stabatha @TabathasSecret]

felt tweet, might delete later

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

I guess now is as good a time as any to announce: My legs have turned to holograms and @ChrisEvans has been helping me walk around

[Bryan Morris @BMofunny]

If Grumpy Cat's death ruined your day, it's okay. It's what she would have wanted. #GrumpyCat

[Stabatha @TabathasSecret]

👀 MOLLY PAST EMOTING FOR MOLLY PRESENT + I LOVE ITTTTTTTTT

[Molly Ringwald @MollyRingwald]

Alabama

[Stabatha @TabathasSecret]

ADORABLE THREAD FULL OF UNABASHED DOGGY ❤️❤️❤️

[g @_guavaja]

My grumpy old dad interacting with the dog he didn’t want: A thread

[Stabatha @TabathasSecret]

👀

[Taste of Home @tasteofhome]

Baking is a classic way to show you care. https://t.co/AEQODDM1d8

[Reductress @Reductress]

How I Stopped Getting Unwanted Attention From Men by Running For President: https://t.co/xTp8IUcif4

[Stabatha @TabathasSecret]

If I see the Oxford comma, YOU (SCREAM) ARE (SCREAM) BLOCKED

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

whenever i do a little jog. the tags on my collar start to jingle. this signals to my surroundings. that the goodness approaches

[Stabatha @TabathasSecret]

@nelsonvelazquez hey Nelson, does this belong to any of the Nake Shift Up crew?

P.S. WUT, I can’t DM you :(((((

[Stabatha @TabathasSecret]

Happy April Truth's Days!

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

occasionally. the freezer will provide crunch water. this is way better than regular water. because of the crunch