stabitha 🔪

[Zito @_Zeets]

First time I had a margarita:

[Brack @brackNmild]

Those blokes are about to have their knickers blown off

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

My dog seeing another dog on a walk

[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

Microsoft Teams

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

YouTubers be like “wake up at 4am and run, that’s alpha!” No, it’s not. Look at apex predators; they’re all lazy. Bears hibernate, lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4am and runs? Squirrels.

[jokic mid range 🃏🎸 🪉 🇵🇭 @15notdone]

timeline cleanse

[𝔩𝔲𝔰 @yungnstackin]

gynecologists really went out and got a degree in pussy

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Women are out here sharing live locations, checking the backseats of cars, and holding their hands over their drinks. Men are doing 3 hour podcasts about how unfair it is that we don't smile at them. The disconnect is fatal.

[osama @0ba0sama]

Americans after finding that a group of fish is called 'school'

[stabitha 🔪 @tabbylikeacat]

@kfc so uhhhh what is this? There are exactly zero pickles on my sandwich.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[kar @bustitopen420]

ICE in the airports today

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

Ron Weasley yelling “Expensive Petroleum” while filling up his car might be the peak of comedy 🤣

[Chi @__Poisonivyyy]

How Joseph looked at Mary every morning after she said she was pregnant by the Holy Spirit

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

graphic design major here! the reasons why this logo works so good is because the kitty and the doggy are best friends

[brain dump @name_redacted_]

first one in my bloodline to not be able to turn on my lamps because the app isn’t working

[sarah @sarah_from_sota]

That's called a Minnesota Goodbye, my friend.

[Colyn @colynelliott]

so this just ruined my day

[CerosTV @CerosTV]

People thinking there’s only two sides to everything has done horrific damage