this girl at the mall was on the phone and goin OFF on her man like “I WAS ONLY ACTING CRAZY BECAUSE YOU MADE ME FEEL CRAZY” and I turned around and was like “YAS GIRL!!!!”
sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy
Never underestimate the power of large groups of stupid people.
He was the worst POTUS in history.
Impeached twice.
Convicted felon.
Tried to stage a coup.
Sold state secrets.
But hey …at least he isn’t an intelligent Black woman.
for the people who said project 2025 wasn’t possible bc of checks and balances…republican president, republican senate, republican house, republican supreme court. this will be the handmaid’s tale
this man got impeached twice AND arrested and he’s still in our face running for president. and people are still voting for him. shit is actually crazy lol
“Both sides suck!”
Sure. I hear ya. But if we decide to have another kid, I don’t want my wife to die in childbirth like a fuckin pilgrim. So I voted democrat