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i gamble and do a great impression of a hot dog • the legs feed the wolf• some people suck

[TA @tabrams50]

@TeamBoddy @CaptainCons @RearAdBsBlog @DanteTheDon Scrolling through twitter threads looking for spelling errors in your free time is quite the hobby. You must be a real riot to be around, I’m sure your coworkers avoid the water cooler like the plague when they see you lingering around.

[TA @tabrams50]

@CaptainCons @RearAdBsBlog @DanteTheDon Having footwear that’s more easily removed also doesn’t give you the green light to put your feet any surface. I should not be able to see the sole of your foot at any point of a flight. Let alone smell it.

[TA @tabrams50]

@CaptainCons @RearAdBsBlog @DanteTheDon Not only does it have an effect on behavior, I fully believe it coorilates with odors too.

Arriving less presentable, encourages a lower standard of hygiene making people thinking rolling out of bed right into the airport is acceptable.

[OBVIOUS SHIRTS® @obvious_shirts]

What if I told you the only position player from the 2016 Cubs to make the National Baseball Hall of Fame was Kyle Schwarber?

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

My “maybe the Cubs will somehow get hot this week” thoughts have died at 3 pm on a Monday

[Colin Cowherd @colincowherd]

St. Louis is currently 19th in MLB attendance. There was an argument it was the most rabid & loyal baseball city in America less than ten years ago.

[Isaiah Walker @walkeri141]

BREAKING: The Chicago #Cubs are finalizing a deal that will send Jed Hoyer to federal prison. No word on return yet

[TA @tabrams50]

@andluedtke Don’t do it man, it’s the same thing but our owner makes 2x as much money

[TA @tabrams50]

@sbere21 @whitesox Turn it back off

[TA @tabrams50]

Pretty sure the wheel on my Ubers about to fall off and I’m certain it’s because his clock is 3 hours 41 minutes off

[TA @tabrams50]

Bring Brian Griese to Michigan

[TA @tabrams50]

@georgiomally90 @NHL @NHLBlackhawks Peasant

[TA @tabrams50]

@cbidochka Minus the defending national champions too

[Missin Curfew @MissinCurfew]

💔😢

Rest in Peace Johnny Gaudreau

[TA @tabrams50]

Can you ever tell what someone’s going to smell like just looking at them or is it just me?

[TA @tabrams50]

Why hasn’t he said this about lebron for the past 20 years

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Good lord, Brian Windhorst just unloaded the clip on Luka Doncic

[TA @tabrams50]

@ctsbulls Hey chuck, i got a pile of rocks out back that you’re more than welcome to kick

[TA @tabrams50]

@JayCuda @jwall3179

[TA @tabrams50]

The guy in the car next to me just dumped his piss jug out the window