Tacoies

I have no idea why I have Twitter.

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If I had a penny for every time someone asked me "have you tired eating healthy and exercising" to cure my FND I would have a fortress filled with ice cream so I can eat my emotions and that sounds pretty nice right about now

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Wine night? Yes please. 🍷

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Imagine having baby fever but not for actual babies. Instead for all the children in the American foster care system that you want to help. 💔

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My kid is officially smarter than me

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OK I know I shouldn't, but am I even a dog mom if I don't get a photoshoped portrait of my dog off etsy?

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Uhg I forgot about pie day 😓 I always bake a pie for pie day

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Tax return season cannot come any faster I got bills I wanna pay off! So close to that finish line

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I'm so tired of this kid stealing my coffee 😤

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Incase you're wondering what it's like having a toddler I made cream cheese egg and steak sandwiches on brioche bread for dinner and my toddler only touched the side of Pickles

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That annoying moment when running errands and your mask is not in your car like you thought it was 😤

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We just bought groceries don't order take out 😖 must stay strong

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Me to the hubs: I'm not feeling to hot today but I'd feel better if I could spend money on things I don't really need.
Hub: like what?
Me: *shows him crafts supplies*
Hub: *gives me his debit card* you have a $30 limit get whatever you want.
Me: 🥺❤

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I'm just saying I never hear Swedish complaining about how bad they have it in Sweden 🤔

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I told bean when I lay down on my side of the bed you stay on yours. Four hours later, he's left me with a fifth of a king size bed and keeps getting closer 💀

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Minecraft is for everyone – and that includes our players with physical disabilities!

The amazing team over at @SpecialEffect have now released EyeMine V2, allowing players to build, walk and soar through the skies using nothing but their eyes!

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Midlife crisis at 23? Umm yes please

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Made my dog go on a walkie with me so he would go potty. The amount of SASS this boy gave me cause I made him go for a 2 min walk in pouring rain. Dude I was there getting wet too, don't give me the tude.

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@a_bucciali It's so good

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I need to swap laundry over but the tiny dictator just wants to cuddle.