El Guapo 🦍

Real/One

[El Guapo 🦍 @TacoTheDon]

@MarKey_Mc_Fly Complacency really gone be the death of a lot of niggas

[Cosita Rica✨ @galacticbae__]

I’m no longer looking for love, I’m looking for insider information on publicly traded companies.

[mark @mmarkgm]

yes, as a man, i believe i can land a plane if the situation calls for it.

[Jordan @SLCLunk]

Recession indicator

[Sammy @SamsoSpicy]

Anytime I feel like my life is hard, I remember people my age have 3 kids 😭

[Jay ひ @Jay2wvy]

niggas be scared to dm a girl whole time she eat fish fillets with no drink

[El Guapo 🦍 @TacoTheDon]

Like fuck that got to do with game 7

[Colb @___Colb___]

I don’t think anyone actually believes this we just don’t care.

[El Guapo 🦍 @TacoTheDon]

The math is irritating me

[Gamecock Bourbon Society @GamecockBourbon]

Simply can’t beat $30 a ticket to an SEC game…

[El Guapo 🦍 @TacoTheDon]

Shit, same

[erin @ErinMPeyton]

Asked my dad who his favorite superhero was and he said Pam Grier.

…..nigga

[nerd @finalkiIIcam]

if you’re bisexual do you keep your body counts separate

[X @Xouy17]

Y'all don't ignore ppl enough. That's why you stressed out.

[Boston George @lilnellyg7]

and I do my push ups in the morning like a soldier nigga

[El Guapo 🦍 @TacoTheDon]

This is why I can’t respect everybody’s opinion 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

[Ceebo @CeeboSWeezy]

Listen I like J cole I promise but he says stuff that’s genuinely offensive to trench niggas

[El Guapo 🦍 @TacoTheDon]

I do love the concept but we have to be honest

[Jam3s🦋 @Jam3sN0B0nD]

Don’t forget this one! I’m still mad about this shi!

[X @Xouy17]

Stop wasting your 20s trying to find love, go get rich.

[Dani💎 @danibabe__]

These jobs asking you to record a 15 minute interview of yourself before anyone reaches out to you is so fucking annoying

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

Auntie Anne be puttin her whole pussy in them pretzels my word

[El Guapo 🦍 @TacoTheDon]

Fuck it Curry to Miami. We ain’t got nothing to trade but palm trees and cash

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Damn. This is insane.

(h/t @BrickCenter_)

[Public Enemies Podcast @PublicEnemiesHQ]

This is how Big Show was doing Rey Mysterio in 2003

[El Guapo 🦍 @TacoTheDon]

Everyday this app surprises you

[NYJ Brick 🧱 @NYJBrick]

Drake Maye as soon as he plays a team over .500

[El Guapo 🦍 @TacoTheDon]

This is in every planet fitness across America. She’s not special

[Princess of comedy👸🏽 @lexikennedy35]

You don’t gotta rewrite history just cause you don’t like her she’s nutty but the bitch has been BAD #Natural