Justin Ferguson

Just a fella trying to get station wagons written into more books. I've already begun asking Jack Carr. Join me, won't you?

[Justin Ferguson @tacticalfergio]

@Motor1com As a matter of fact I did buy a wagon in 2016...that it is a 1992 Caprice is irrelevant.

[Justin Ferguson @tacticalfergio]

@2006Sable @Motor1com I happen to drive a glorious 2008 Mercury Sable!

[Justin Ferguson @tacticalfergio]

@jarvis_best Platinum blonde, perhaps?

[Justin Ferguson @tacticalfergio]

@Mike_M_Klotz My guess is some sort of Maserati. Looks similar to a car I saw on the show Fantom Works.

[Justin Ferguson @tacticalfergio]

@3YearLetterman Coach, they may get curious about those sensible injections you provide.

[Justin Ferguson @tacticalfergio]

@senatorshoshana They're silly, you can't disrespect the Constitution. You're an actual Senator.

[Justin Ferguson @tacticalfergio]

@McCainJack Abe Lincoln hunted vampires, John McCain thought that was too easy.

[Justin Ferguson @tacticalfergio]

@3YearLetterman @JiuJitsustyle @F1abraham British Jiu Jitsu is the greatest marital art ever!

[Justin Ferguson @tacticalfergio]

@EmeryEXP Congratulations! If you pull a Shaq at graduation, we need to know.

[Justin Ferguson @tacticalfergio]

@Yan2295 I bet they don't feel like rockstars.

[Justin Ferguson @tacticalfergio]

@SpeedSportLife @garygastelu The five folks that order crank windows will beg to differ.

[Justin Ferguson @tacticalfergio]

@senatorshoshana Doggone East VA Bribe-n-Swindle Co. strikes again!

[Justin Ferguson @tacticalfergio]

@unclegarytrucks General Jackson is outraged!

[Justin Ferguson @tacticalfergio]

@3YearLetterman Ol' Hickory is rolling in vengeful rage!

[Justin Ferguson @tacticalfergio]

@McCainJack Nice! I just so happen to sport the patch.

[Justin Ferguson @tacticalfergio]

@senatorshoshana He, too is a fan of marmots and sloths!

[Justin Ferguson @tacticalfergio]

@Mike_M_Klotz My 94 F-150 is best for me.

[Justin Ferguson @tacticalfergio]

@WaffleHouse Bet there's a Dollar General close to 'em!

[Greensboro Police Department @GSO_Police]

Good afternoon -

We wanted to show you the U.S. patent for a turn signal.

Cause apparently some of y'all didn't know this existed.

[Justin Ferguson @tacticalfergio]

@senatorshoshana What a maroon. Everyone knows Napali food is from NAPLES!