Community Interpersonal Jesus 🌹

Dad, Husband, #exvie pk, recreational gift-horse orthodontist. Reluctant former pirate. Well on my way to Grumpy Old Man he/him

[Community Interpersonal Jesus 🌹 @tafiym]

You'll never convince me that Josh Hawley doesn't fuck koalas for sport.

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

Liberals don't want to admit that Trump is assembling the most diverse cabinet of all time.

Gaetz - ephebophile, Florida Man

Tulsi - AAPI BIPOC, spy

RFKJ - Bewormed, person experiencing family curse by Irish witch

Hegseth - POC (Person of Crusades)

[sophie @netcapgirl]

bro did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes

[Pevenly @Pevenly1]

10/10, no notes.

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

* Oklahoma’s

[Community Interpersonal Jesus 🌹 @tafiym]

@Icekoldsoup I watch Critical Role and I’m STILL not sure.

[Community Interpersonal Jesus 🌹 @tafiym]

@PranavSriram1 @wifekisser303 Underrated.

[Evangelical Marketing Dept. @exvangelist]

We at the Evangelical Church praise Jesus for the gift of a rapist, race-baiting, anti-democratic, anti-poor, bloviating, self-aggrandizing President. We see no issues here. #blessed

[Community Interpersonal Jesus 🌹 @tafiym]

@LittleMissLizz #bushug

[Community Interpersonal Jesus 🌹 @tafiym]

@lawindsor No, they’re coming for the NEXT GENERATION’S stuff. They think.

[victoria 🫶🏻 @litttlesnappy]

praising jesus because a rapist was elected is why i don’t go to church anymore

[Community Interpersonal Jesus 🌹 @tafiym]

@johnpavlovitz They’ll never realize that. The right wing media machine will continue to convince them it’s still someone else’s fault. Look at the states where republicans have been in control for decades and blame their disarray on “others”. This doesn’t have an end.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

in retrospect, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords really might've been a better basis for a system of government.

[Community Interpersonal Jesus 🌹 @tafiym]

@TheTweetOfGod America walked away from you when they walked toward evangelicals.

[Community Interpersonal Jesus 🌹 @tafiym]

@QuintonLucasKC What if they were telling us that generation of breaking education has worked and there’s no way out of that. So now being a racist, rapist, and wannabe fascist is, at best, not a deal-breaker. What then?

[kaiju @m0nster_b]

It’s like Christmas Eve but in hell

[Adam Sass @TheAdamSass]

The final days of the election have everything:
-squirrel euthanasia
-the gay motherfication of Ann Selzer
-the guy who shot Bin Laden threatening to sexually enslave College Boys for Kamala

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

After this very serious election let’s do one goofy one