Jacob Gardner

#friendzonefugitive as of 4/22/15.

[Jacob Gardner @taft97]

Quote tweeting this so I can pin it to my profile. Y’all should do the same. #4ocean

[4ocean @4ocean]

A day in the life with 4ocean Bali. #4ocean

[Orson Scott Card @orsonscottcard]

Tokyo is now better than New York City at celebrating America.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

if you think fireworks are loud, try opening this in the middle of the night

[ROOTING FOR ROME @JoblessVince]

euro soccer fans don't understand Americans at all. The more annoyed they get, the more we're going to troll about being the best.

then when we lose none of us will care (because the US always loses in the world cup) and we'll move on to NFL season

[Jacob Rudner @JacobRudner]

Scoring the first run of the College World Series on the first straight steal of home in Omaha in over a quarter century to break your school's single-season stolen base record is a pretty loaded accomplishment.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Being part of a generation that was told “Wikipedia is not a source” makes it genuinely baffling to me that jobs are now telling people to just use ChatGPT for everything.

[guapunzel @guapunzel]

so ur telling me that like 2 weeks ago people from the uk said americans didnt understand uk hot weather just for their soccer teams to come over here and not be able to withstand american heat

[nube☁️ • 👧🍵⏳🪶 @rdvelveties]

being an adult is looking at your 35 installed games on your desktop and deciding you're too tired for anything other than a youtube video

[Don Joewon Song @DonJoewonSong]

Nailed It!! #ForzaHorizon6

[chov @jonbonchoyv]

you cannot call baseball games in the year of our lord and not know who pablo sanchez is thats a fireable offense

[Hard Pass @HardPass4]

“I’m just gunna send it” - clanker car

[Isabella // star wars fangirl maxxing ✨ @isabellaamidala]

Anakin’s dialogue isn’t poorly written or poorly delivered. He’s an emotionally stunted, traumatized child soldier raised in an order that taught him to suppress his emotions instead of process them. Of course he’s awkward, intense, and bad at talking to girls.

His cadence and tone foreshadow Darth Vader with the same stiffness, intensity, and unnerving quality. He’s just not actually intimidating yet so people hated him.

Also not sure why people expected one of the most horrific villains in cinematic history to be a cool likable guy growing up lmfao

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Google was so synonymous with search engines that it became a verb itself and they decided to piss that away for no good reason.

One of the dumbest own goals imaginable.

[Mouse @monetarymouse]

I could really go for a 135y par 3 right now.

[Maw @TheEbonyMaw]

OP did not ruin the future of the child over $2,200.

The CHILD ruined his own future over $2,200. And then the parents reinforced their child’s destruction by not intervening.

Anybody who thinks otherwise should be taken out of any western country.

[Chaser Racer @SeaGL_]

We know what we missed out on. We literally saw it get pulled from our grasp the second we almost got to take part in it

[𝐠𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 @____selah]

i’m still trying to figure out how we went from "go green" to AI data centers in every state

[greg @greg16676935420]

Why is no one talking about the fact that appetizers are now the same price as entrees

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

This will be the worst movie ever and I’m gonna watch it 10-20 times a year