Kevin

A boring old fart. You are all wrong 🤘

[Kevin @tagesmann]

@HBOMaxUK why does the audio drop out after advert breaks when watching TNT Sports on a Fire Stick?

[Kevin @tagesmann]

Yet again @manairport announces final call before boarding has started.

[Kevin @tagesmann]

@MrJamesMay Or transphobic.

[Kevin @tagesmann]

@flixbus why doesn’t your website include all departure locations when your app does?

[Kevin @tagesmann]

Correction, one officer now! @OPOAirportGuide

[Kevin @tagesmann]

@SimonCalder No EES at Porto this evening. I’m not sure that suspending it is making things quicker when they only have three immigration officers on duty.

[Kevin @tagesmann]

@manairport Yet again Final Call messages and then the Gate Closed. And boarding hasn’t even started yet. EZY2211 @easyJet

[Kevin @tagesmann]

@PensivePoet97 @ClarksonsFarm1 There are a number of studies out there about swearing. Some suggest that people who swear a lot have a larger vocabulary than the average. If I could find a supporting report I would post it.

[Kevin @tagesmann]

@easyJet just booked my next holiday. My favourite airline. 5 trips 2024. 6 trips 2025.
Let’s see what 2016 brings.

[Kevin @tagesmann]

@JohnLis59266084 @easyJet Are you sure that you should be blaming easyJet and not @manairport or both of them for not getting their act together.

[Kevin @tagesmann]

@manairport Hopefully by that time the travelators will work. Or is that too much to hope for?

[Kevin @tagesmann]

@FullFact

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨UPDATE: The father in this video helping to beat up this young boy has now been arrested and is in protective custody after threats have been made to him by the outraged public

His name is believed to be Lukas Ziga, a Slovenian migrant living in Newport, Wales.

[Kevin @tagesmann]

@MrJamesMay Salt then vinegar and then a bit more salt.

[Kevin @tagesmann]

My next-door neighbour has just had his swasticar delivered. He’s already put it up for sale.

[Kevin @tagesmann]

@720TaxisES 5 text messages so far today about your new app. Thanks but please stop.

[Kevin @tagesmann]

@MrJamesMay If I could spell philistine I would call you one!

[Kevin @tagesmann]

@goddek If only your mainstream media wasn’t one of the least respected or reliable news outlet in the UK.

[Kevin @tagesmann]

@BretStrizak @Kevlarm4 @goddek In the UK vegetable oil is rapeseed oil.

[Kevin @tagesmann]

Just booked to see @throwingmuses @kristinhersh next year. Manchester, Leeds and Hastings.

[Kevin @tagesmann]

@anon_opin So so say all wankers.