blacksugar 🥀

[N @dearvotion]

Protect me from what I want.

[Looking for Growth @lfg_uk]

Meanwhile, in the UK:

[S★ @xxyllinn]

I don’t want to "download the app" to pay for parking. I don’t want to "create an account" to see a menu. I don’t want to "provide feedback" on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash.

[han @heymorewords]

the best part about finding new music is getting to take a walk with it

[Pattagold 🐱✨ @everytimeigoout]

I had a bbq yesterday and told ppl it's from 5pm-11pm. I invited a white guy who's my friend from work and he got there at 4:58 😭😭😭

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

when you're 3 hours into doing absolutely nothing and God adds rain for aesthetic

[4:44 @leliibaby]

every real nigga tried to make a song atleast once in their life

[ayox @ayblaaack]

me in pictures me in the mirror

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

broccoli had such bad pr growing up. what an elite vegetable

[UncSants @SantsRNTL]

I hate a corner shop with a shit drink selection

[Emo Philips @EmoPhilips]

I love it more

[Zion @zionszzn]

if you catch me opening up Shazam while U on aux ima beat tf outta you

[Mwaks @Realmwaks]

Payday without a girlfriend.

[George Mnguni @Okay_Wasabi]

now we're talking REAL things. these are the chats I want on my TL.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

SERIOUS QUESTION: You don’t find it weird that not a single billionaire wants to end world poverty ?? Doesn’t it strike you as bizarre that no one with that kind of wealth wants to be the hero who actually solves the world’s biggest problems when they literally could ?? Isn’t that suspicious ??

[♥️ @LdotNatalie]

I thought they were stealing your jobs

[Cristo @cristo_radio]

Work? Taxed to oblivion
Sell? Taxed to oblivion
Buy? Taxed to oblivion
Die? Taxed to oblivion

And now… save? Taxed to oblivion

There is no point doing the right thing any more in the UK.

[Memes and Markets @Memesandmkts]

Everyone is talking about Elon Musk, and the SpaceX IPO. But a trillion isn’t exactly what you think it is. w/@inneroperator

Shout out to @RyanClogg

[SK @sk_619x]

I really hate cable machine warriors

Why are you on your 15th set of your 6th exercise on there

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work