I’ve been with my wife for 12 years & I always keep her picture in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties in life I take out my wallet and stare at her picture. And it comforts me knowing that if I can survive being in a relationship with this psychopath I can survive anything
It's been almost 25 years, and yet I apparently still can't eat a Jaffa cake without mentally reciting:
"Full moon. HALLF Moon. Total Eclipse!"
Please say it's not just me?