Tainui Kewish Wihongi

i am the middle man

[Tainui Kewish Wihongi @tainuiphoto]

Dad's getting rushed to the ER again... Years of poor choices always catch up. 😔

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Well, I'm on finally. Let's see how immigration goes on the other side.

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Well, I guess God had other plans for me...to sweat it out here. No wonder young Chris Colombo wanted to leave...

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Enter: worst standby odds I've ever come up against. Basically 1/1000 chances. Wish me luck. 🤞🏼

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Bergen? I guess so. If you like green land, grey waters, and the great outdoors, come visit me. #limitedtumeonly Twitter saw it first.

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"Papa, can I ask you a question? When you take off and get above the clouds, is it always sunny up there?"

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It's too late anyway, I've been in your presence for 45 minutes and it took you 10 minutes of fumbling around for it. You're marked!

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When people frantically look for their face mask to no avail. It's just Wihongi wet lung, I swear.

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It's sad going from Ukraine where 90% of the women are gorgeous to the UK where 90% are not...😒

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i cannot do this rn
#StrangerThings

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Quickly learning Brits are the most irreverent, obnoxious tourists. Good thing I'm headed there next.

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It costs me $0.27 on the metro one way here. Whaaaaaat?!

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My @tinder algorithm must really hate me here... Or I'm just unattractive to Ukrainians. 😂

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I'll share this here since I get like three interactions per tweet and I don't really want the secret out... KYIV IS THE GREATEST CITY ON PLANET EARTH. I'm convinced after three days here.

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#Schiphol I got in the security checkpoint line at 1130 and got all the way through customs on a New Zealand passport by 1250. #airportupdates

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On my way to making epic stuff like this. Thanks for the inspo as always @VICE Armed & Orthodox - The Tactical Rabbi | Local Legends https://t.co/xM1eBWdyhS via @YouTube

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Right now is not your chance, it's your present. It's a gift. Bloody do something with it.

[Tainui Kewish Wihongi @tainuiphoto]

Oh, jetlag is a legit thing. I thought it was just for the weak, but in my age, I have learned I was just an insensitive child.

[Tainui Kewish Wihongi @tainuiphoto]

Learning lots of what I don't want.

[Tainui Kewish Wihongi @tainuiphoto]

@04NickEmery @ZagMBB Sad we live in an era of cancel culture. If we understand mortal mistakes and stand for those we love, it's a noble fight.