Mat Hede

Graphic designer and occasional tweeter

[Mat Hede @takeheeddesign]

@sirswampthing most players from opposition team to play together? 3 ex swans at north would be high?

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@BenryintheBooth @kayosports Good stuff @BenryintheBooth Would love to see someone commentate the shit out of a really boring passage of play. A true test and might make ya stand out.

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@Damion23 Daisy without any petals left after the one two

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@FootyonNine 9:50… perfect time slot @thefootywithbro

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@FOXFOOTY who is the genius at fox footy that thinks "huge distance shot... lets go with if its accurate camera angle"

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@jakeemccormack @Ammers05 @MaasdorpJR If true, the spoilers he dropped in the quarterfinals is appalling. Ruined both early games for me for no good reason.

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@GNev2 you said to be fair around 30 times in your last @SkySportsPL podcast. To be fair, I shouldn't care, but please work on it

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@OptusSport I really want to watch @premierleague but you make it so hard… why am I paying for this? This is on high quality setting and with 30mb/a speeds.

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@sam_mcclure Sam McClure, who might be the cringiest reporter ever, defends an athlete for groping of a female because somehow he can find a shit take on everything.

No wonder he keeps his job.

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@7AFL *can’t

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@1395FIVEaa Id feel sick if I was an @Adelaide_FC fan and still have @markricciuto and @texwalker13 in your realms. Their desire for people to move on despite knowing what they know... Heed your own advice - the club is bigger than their two massive heads.

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@danielhead7 @penbo @FIVEaaBreakfast Giving the gripes much needed oxygen at least! TripleM rival breakfast show wouldn’t enjoy that would they

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@bengrahamjourno @newscomauHQ And that finesse finish by the young lad gets no high 5?! Outrage

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Finally @sydneyswans cop a score after receiving zero bruises thus far #AFLEaglesSwans

[Titus O'Reily @TitusOReily]

Find someone who loves you like the umpires love the Bulldogs. #AFLDogsSwans

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@Sammy__Edmund Had to be a smart ass about it too. What a guy :)

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@Sammy__Edmund listening to your latest 'footy' news podcast and you drop the F1 winner for literally no reason? How can anyone avoid a spoiler these days! Lost a listener #sticktofootynews

[Mat Hede @takeheeddesign]

To everyone who has made the last 10 years possible, thank you!

Feels like yesterday I was just painting away with my puppy and now I’m an old prick with much gratitude to share back. Here’s to 2022, positive vibes and making shit happen 👌 https://t.co/59NoQrtzhr

[Mat Hede @takeheeddesign]

To everyone who has made the last 10 years possible, thank you!

Feels like yesterday I was just painting away with my puppy and now I’m an old prick with much gratitude to share back. Here’s to 2022, positive vibes and making shit happen 👌 https://t.co/59NoQrtzhr

[Mat Hede @takeheeddesign]

It's about time I piped up here with a post that is not only a tribute to the best Xmas song of all time (fight me) but an idea I plucked out of the ether which I called Grim’s Guide to Life.

The idea being the bringer of death is (technically speakin… https://t.co/r5vcDgtFti