takeiteasyurvashi

Just a 22 y/o girl in finance 💸💸

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@abhijeet_dipke @DelhiPolice 2 dande meri taraf se bhi

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@Malik_asff I'd kill you have your smile tho.

[Prateekaaryan 𝕏 @AaryanPrateekX]

Prabal Pratap, you’re our hero.

We, the people of India, salute you, young man.

You risked your career and showed the judiciary its place by breaking the norm, replacing “Your Honour” with “Mr. Judicial Servant.” You reminded them that they are servants of the Indian judiciary and the people of India. You did what the people of the Republic of India wanted to do. You represent the ongoing condition and sentiments of the 1.4 billion people of this country.

Thank you for your service.

Thank you, Prabal Pratap. 🙏🏻🫡🇮🇳

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@visegrad24 Fast forward to 2000 years and people will be like "Aliens built that".

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@VarahaWarrior If you want a relationship, use Bumble and not Bumble BFF.

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@godbole_shilpa Capgemini cvcks and wh0res bragging about financial independence while their kids are treated like swines. Stop having kids if you cannot afford to take time off for an year each and care for your offspring.

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@realhyderabad86 Bangalore could have capitalized on the growth too but their priority was language wars.

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@AnthonyCumia Why is she not unleashing the dog on him? He looks like someone with very malicious intent and dog has already sensed the danger and ready to attack.

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@collinstimbela_ Why ain't my magnesium glycinate not doing the same shit??😭😭

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@suritalreja I received a smashed cake once and had to only camera access to upload the photo. Got full refund.

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The guy is crazy. Looking forward to more such content @prvkhvr

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@lilyally98

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@RyanEls4 It hasn't been even 365 days since they said that shit. Wdym still accurate??

[Idc🎳🇦🇷. @dudeitsokay]

modi ji these apps are known for leaking NEET & SSC exams, kindly ban them for good.

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@soham_nayak04 This shii ain't legal

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Most satisfying shit ever. Dipshit deserves more.

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@QuetzalPhoenix 5 investment firms helped the dude become the richest guy. Please.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

Cute theory, let's play it out.

A monkey hoards a trillion bananas. The troop, enraged, beats him to death. They gather around the pile to feast at last.

But... oh wait, there is no pile.

It turns out the "bananas" were shares in a banana-launching company the dead monkey founded.

The shares were worth a trillion because he was alive to run it.

Now he is dead and the stock is worth $0.

The retarded monkeys have clubbed their way into a recession.

But it gets worse.

Half the "bananas" were tied up in a rocket that supplies bananas to monkeys on the far mountain who had no bananas at all.

Another chunk was tied up in a little satellite dish that beamed banana coordinates to the troop after a flood took out their trees.

So now they realized they beat to death the only monkey who knew how the dish worked.

So the monkeys sit there.

No bananas.
No rockets.
No coordinates to get more banananas.

Just a dead body and a powerful sense of fairness as they all now became infinitely poorer.

OH

And somewhere a smaller monkey watches the whole thing and quietly decides he will never build anything in front of these animals again.

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@narendramodi Bhai ka buttday!!!