Max DeLine

Never put Twinkie’s on your pizza.

[Max DeLine @takeittotheMAX_]

#bucciovertimechallenge why not Joe Pavelski for the fif

[Dallas Texas TV @DallasTexasTV]

Cowboys owner Jerry Jones said today at the pre-draft news conference that "Drafting is not our problem, coaching is." (Via @clarencehilljr)

[Max DeLine @takeittotheMAX_]

Bean there.

[karol @kschello]

Something irrational about me is how mad I get sitting in traffic on the way to a group Mexican dinner because paying $50 for beans is outrageous

[Max DeLine @takeittotheMAX_]

Go stars

[Max DeLine @takeittotheMAX_]

🥹🥹

[Scoob @ScoobTSP]

You called at 11:52pm on a Thursday and left a 17 second voicemail of farting noises

[Max DeLine @takeittotheMAX_]

Every time i go to San Antonio it rains. Without fail. Downtown as a low key NOLA feel. I’m the street level but they could make the weather better.

[Max DeLine @takeittotheMAX_]

I called steve and he didn’t answer. SMH i know he’s busy but damn. Crazy. You think you know a guy.

[Max DeLine @takeittotheMAX_]

They know your stance on twitter ads.

[Chiken Joe (Deluxe Edition) @_whitejoe_]

It’s been almost a year since that idiot pulled a gun on me and they still haven’t reached out to me to move forward with pressing charges

[Max DeLine @takeittotheMAX_]

I’m in a hotel. And i have three streaming options. Netflix HBO and Tucker Carlson tonight. Terry Crews Camacho ‘24. #Buttfuckers

[Max DeLine @takeittotheMAX_]

@phoebecampise welcome to the show

[Max DeLine @takeittotheMAX_]

Vacuum mondays. Vacuum to you buddy.

[DAZN Football @DAZNFootball]

That Harry Kane penalty 😭

#FIFAWorldCup

[Max DeLine @takeittotheMAX_]

#USA

[Max DeLine @takeittotheMAX_]

There were 0 surprises on my Spotify wrapped.

[Max DeLine @takeittotheMAX_]

Holy scissor me Timbers what’s a goal 🇧🇷

[Max DeLine @takeittotheMAX_]

Beef and cabbage stew Friday rager in the burbs. Bad day to be a corn bread

[Max DeLine @takeittotheMAX_]

They say eating hot dog takes X amount of minutes off your life. I am no good at algebra but sleeping on a pull out couch is more than X. Y are y’all here

[Max DeLine @takeittotheMAX_]

Emerils at the airport was a needed win. Things are looking up.

[Max DeLine @takeittotheMAX_]

Im now I’m the find out stage of the weekend.

[𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚑, 𝙼𝙱𝙰 @stevefrench_]

@takeittotheMAX_ Godspeed then

[Max DeLine @takeittotheMAX_]

Hahaha not a possibility.

[𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚑, 𝙼𝙱𝙰 @stevefrench_]

@takeittotheMAX_ just drive at that point lol