Max Norman

Traveling through life, funneling inspiration to tell a story, to paint a picture of my life.

[Flappr @flapprdotnet]

Happy 250th Birthday, America.

Happy Independence Day, Patriots.

[Wilson F. Ball🇺🇸🇦🇷 @WillyFoosball]

WHY.
NOT.
US.

[Conservatron @Conservatron1]

Yes. America has it all.
Literally.

[USGA @USGA]

Padraig Harrington seems to always have the right perspective 👏

His answer says it all when asked why he's playing in events for eight straight weeks.

[jameson (big deck energy) @jamesonhaslam]

it’s the Kia for me

[Jennifer @JennSalerno310]

Mark Vientos running the bases

[Jon Erlichman @JonErlichman]

Things that didn’t exist last time the Knicks were in the NBA finals:

iPhone
Facebook
Instagram
YouTube
𝕏
Tesla
SpaceX
Bitcoin
Gmail
Amazon Prime
Google Maps
Netflix streaming
Android
ChatGPT
WhatsApp
TikTok
Snapchat
Xbox
Pinterest
LinkedIn
iPad
Uber
Airbnb
Reddit
Spotify
Zoom

[DocumentingLibs @HistorianUSA1]

😂🍪 This dude just walked out of a job interview and immediately recorded this in his car.

He knew the “biggest weakness” question was coming… brain completely short-circuited… and instead of the safe ��I care too much” answer, he hit them with:

“Oreos. I’ll eat ‘em until the milk’s gone. Could be two, could be twelve.”

The way he says it with that deadpan delivery and then just accepts his fate is SENDING me.

Man, I genuinely feel bad for the guy… but I’m also dying laughing. We’ve ALL had that one moment in an interview where your brain just yeets itself out the window. Kid’s still out here job hunting. Somebody hire this absolute legend before he stress-eats the entire Oreo aisle.

Who else has completely bombed a “what’s your weakness” question?

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

American foods are cleverly changing their names because they no longer qualify as that legal food

- Pringles used to be potato chips, now they’re labeled as “potato crisps” per FDA rules
- McDonald’s Shakes are now called “shakes” (not legally milkshakes in some states)
- Klondike Bar is no longer a chocolate shell, it’s a Chocolatey shell (not real chocolate)
- Dairy Queen: All items are “treats” (no “ice cream” on the menu)
- Oreo changed the spelling to “creme” (alternative spelling, not real cream)
- Tyson changed spelling to “Wyngz” (It’s a processed chicken labeling trick)
- Costco Blueberry Bagels labels as Imitation blueberry bagels (no actual blueberries)
- Pearl Milling Company Syrup (formerly Aunt Jemima) Now ‘Original syrup’ not maple syrup. The first ingredients is corn syrup

Our food is a science experiment

Make America Healthy Again

[The Rewatchables @TheRewatchables]

1984 is the greatest year in pop culture

[DNP Sports @notthefakeDNP]

Ohhh, so sorry we interrupted your tennis game with some hardcore fuckin.

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

Cincy just got sexy.

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

Game-winner ABS

#ATOBTTR

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Dexter Lawrence going from losing in blue to losing in orange

[Max Norman @takinit2themax]

@fashion_nfl 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

Top 3 most overrated food or beverages in sports:

1. Mint Julep, Kentucky Derby.

2. Pimento Cheese Sandwich, Masters.

3. Strawberries & Cream, Wimbledon.

[FanDuel Sportsbook @FDSportsbook]

True or False? ✍️

UNC > Duke

(via @dacornerman)

[Bobby Reagan @BarstoolReags]

WE ALMOST LOST BILL RAFTERY

[Old Row Sports @OldRowSports]

Golf fans when Tiger says he’s gonna go for a drive